Zer iz like really nudzing zat can be done to zis picture to make it better.Monday, August 17, 2009
ALL ALONE BUT NEVER ALONE
Zer iz like really nudzing zat can be done to zis picture to make it better.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Caught beeting red handed!
HEJ hej ovarybudiez! ish hoep sat ze schummer iz like schuper schveaty und zat vile peoplez ar reading zis ze hav like no pantz on vatsoeva!!! haha ja rightz!!! i hav like no tan linez becauze mineselve und all ze fraulinez und hanzez en ze southcentralen neva eva ver uny zing otha zan jean cutoffinz!!! ze are like scho hip right nowz!!!! vell lezbe gettin down mit ze buizniz!!! right!!!! haha vel i have like zee graaaaetezt motor jamz for ze schumer frum zee eva bloody beatrootz!!!! vroom vroom boom!!! GRAAAAEEET hav ze funz und enjoizat!!!!
und hur iz ein awzome colaburazation mit ze COOL KIDZ!!!
Friday, July 3, 2009
LEO nevilo GET DOWN!
SO originally i came across mysteriosoMAN LEO NEVILO, vhen i copped his M.A.G.I.C. toss....already a fav from svensky boiBAND the sound of arrows, zhis toss def became min favorit, EASYpeasy!! JA JA SooooO DREAMY!!
ANYhoo, LEO has eine cool/HARD electro boomZOOM feel zhat he be bringinz on ze daily. PEEP hiz many a hip-hop beatTREATtossz!!
SO grab ze HANZES und frauFRAUz und bring zhat bangBANG heat mit zhis LEO nevilo MAGICtoss!!! WOW WOW!! BOOM!
luving u'z
från ze land av MIDnacht SOLEN!!
THE QUEEN IST RESURRECTED!! sort of.....
SO i vass a crying little baby in mein bed 4eva, vhen one of my absolut fav sexySEX SVENSK electropop/art groups, ZEIGEIST, broke upp a little while ago!! :'( fur reeealzy zhey vere A/MAZING!
BUT az zhe beautiful queen vvas laid 2 rest zhere soon be appeared eine shining glimmering pearl in da distance!! JA JA zhis is trueTRUE!
PEARL fiction vas recently launched as ze oh so beautiful solo project from ze musikk mastermind behind ze original zeigeist flav, PEARL!! EVEN zho i had eine HUGE crushy on Princess und i vass schmelty pantz vhen i met her! I vill have to admit how happy i am zhat PEARL FICTION is in full shwing! BOOM BOOM
SO get downz to zhis hot single! spread ze verd und HOP on ze PEARL FICTION train, cuz i be already derr und vaittting!! WOW OW OW PEOW!!!
I ALREADY BE luvvy dis!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
SICKNESS wit da TOSSYtoss!! HEATmakR 101!! PEOW
ERNOLD SANE makey me so so hottyHOT! NO?!?
PLAY zhis here LUVtoss at any BOOMboom/SOIRéE/fest/FIESTA/сторона/Partei/聚会 und be telling me zhis not makey everyBODY's-body wettySWEATY in ze pantyPANTZ?? JA JA JA!!!
MAJORlazer/ERNOLD SANE at ze bestBEST!! WOW WOW WOW PEOW peoW!!
get downzy to ze sexiest mix you'll prolly hear of zhis beatTREAT 4evz!!
PUSS PUSS från sthlm
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
STHLM sommarLIVING 2k9!! WOW WOW
YO YO...
JAsÅ! I've been kicking zhis funkyFUNK lifeSTYLE in stockholmo now for like eine veek or sometingz ALREADY!! BONbon!!!
I've hit upp SOME FINE danceSPOTZ from STHLM's finest heatMAKR'z und zhese beatTREATs just keep kicking!
BUT... IVE a HAD a must-post for SOMETIMEZ NU!! WHO ever thoughtz zhat maybe JUST maybe ze next bounceBOUNCE kapital of danceVVORLD be UKRAINE?!? VHAT vhat?!
JA JA, zhey is so true... mein favorit DANCE GANGbangz be hailing from a duo featured on many bloggenz..theyz called HOT NOIZES! ZEY just popped eine NOUVEAU EP called yellow way und ze teaser has been floating around for free for SOMEtime nu! IMMA zhrow zhis badpojken UPP und mayB u be telling me howz U FEEL!?
ZHE first teasyTEASER on ze trax is called yellow vvay också und iz mein ULTIMO bounceBOUNCE!! ALSO zhey produced zee only passion PIT remix i konsider mildly tolerable... i feel ze azianFLAVz no??
GET DOWNZZZZzy und MAYb i be seeing u'z round ze stochholm0 areaz?!?
Thursday, June 18, 2009
BACK in STOCKHOLMoTOWN!! JA JA!!
BACK en STHLM-TOWN
A NEW ERA 4 APFELturnoverzzz
soo soo much more TO FOLLOWz!!!
soo soo much more TO FOLLOWz!!!
get downzy on zhese tres classiques beatTREATZz!!! BOOM boom boomz
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
IM FEELIN' ZHIS, no?!?
TURNED ON (hot!) to hamburg project (ja!), lovebirds, a few days ago by ze addicts foolz from stockholmtown.. I've been feeling zheir throwback soulful house funkflava!!
CHECK out ze myspace dancespotz if zhey be tickling (2xJA!!) your fanceez und making U vvant to boom!! ZHESE new beatTREATZ vill have eine lil somethingz somethingz for everyvun no???! BRING ze old mit ze NEW!! WOWOW letz bang to zhis crayCRAYHOT lovebird sound!!
DANCEYdance zhis TOSS out to BOOMzoomTOWN all nacht!!! JA JA!!
Monday, June 1, 2009
MIIKE SNOW EVERYVVHERE!!!
ZHESE GUYS IS EVERYVHERE!!
NOT really feeling ze DANCEdance from ze crookerz luvTOSS... but creative nonezeless.. SO I BE POSTING mein 2 fav SEXitosses zus far on zhis svensk+americaine team hotSPOT!!! oh so BOOMboom ja ja!!!
punks jump upp doing zhey boomboomthang!!
tree fingers bringin some pureELECTRO flava!!!
Sunday, May 31, 2009
SOMMAR2k9!!! aka BOOTYbounce2k9
SO ze final veek in OBERLICHTENAU vas crayCRAY as expected!! WOW OW!!
Now imz just getting ready for mein stockholmo experience of sommar2k9!! BOOMboom! BUT not forgettingz ze vild danceDANCE zhat totally vent down in oberlichtenau last veek!! JOSEF had eine few good DJsetz und ze heat vas mos def brought!!
BUT now i be getting ready to kick it NYC stylez until i bring ze sexiSEX to stockholmtown. I can't vait for ze ultimo bootyBOUNCE of ze year!! WOW WOW...
hear are some tuneyz zhat have been zooming in mein streudleNOODLE for ze past few dayz!!
DEF an older jam but my fav from seamus HAJI... yum yum good!!JA JA!!
FANTISK mit ze empire of the sun toss from young aussi hottyHOT SHAZAM!! PERFECT!!
toodlz for now!!
Sunday, May 17, 2009
!!!!2 MANY boomz 2 HANDle!!!
WOW WOW wow wow!!! SO as zthings en oberlichtenau are VVINDING down some might be sayingz zhat ze BOOMboom iz HEATING UPP!! JA JA JA PEOWW!! GETTING ready for a WILD cray CRAY VVEEK here of celebration!! IM sure vill be bringzin ze heat to some hottyHOT dance spotz 2, keeping ze babiez uppschteit und yearning for MORE BURNING!!
ZHERE has been eine HUGE inCUMing av beatTREATZ!! MYself, ERIK, DJ OfAce(who CAME back last nacht!!) und ze crew have been GANGing 2 ze BANGing PEOW PEOW!!! 2 MANY 2 COUNT!! SO LETZ START mit some of mein ultimo FAV beatTREATZzz az of LATE:
KRIS MENACE doing his bangTHANG... me lovey me lovey
ULTIMO josef und erik svenksy favy favy BOEOES mit eine SICK remixy by rockwell un i sancho!!
2 MANY GAGA boomz for mein OWN GOOD!!! också SNOWCONE is way sexySEX right nowz!!!
MEIN MEGAjam 4eva!!! ZHIS song has been killing und NEVER getz old. IVE nevrr heard BRObro like zhis be4... 4 realz!!
TOOOOOOOOODLzzzzz
Thursday, May 14, 2009
CALDER trax JA!!!
SO SO..I've been cuming across some really sick new beatTREATZ!! I'll def be filling upp some nouveau poshtingzz asap!! PEOW PEOW!!!
JUST got zhis HOT vun sent to us from our good friend CALDER, itz his newNEW hottyHOT toss of namie amuro hit VVHAT eine FEELING!! BOOM BOOM
ITZ eine great glitchy danceDANCE jam zhat many fanz of ze original hit can get downzy to!!
check out ze sexySEX original vid vhile getting CRAYcray to ze calder jamzy!!! WOW WOW LETS BANG IT OUT!!!!! JA JA JA
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
HOTTY GREETINGz from ABROAD!!! DJ OfAce!!!
HEj hej!!
Lookzy here!! DJ OfAce sent us eine GREAT pic from his travelingz in ze UK!! JA JA JA ja ja
He be looking so HOTTYhot ready to bring ze sexySEX as ALVAYYZ!!! BOOM BOOM!!
In honor of OfAce's absence und his gangBANG BOD i be throwing upp some new girly dance hits courtesy of our friend dj calderian!! WOW WOW WOW!!
CANT VVAIT until dj OfAce be back en da oberlichtenau mit all av his hanzes from ze black foresht who be missing him oh so mucho!!!
get downzy!!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
TURNING OVAh eine NOUVEAU LEAF!!! SUPA SEXY SOMMAR!!
OK now lovahzz..
I know april has been a eine SUPADUPA slow month for ze blogg BUT me iz feeling da SUMMAR breeze on ze horizon und itz GONNA be eine SICK JAMbamSEXfest!!!!
ZE 2k9 vveatherr has taken a turn for ze SWEATYsweat und me iz uppschteit for all av SEXYsex clad frauleinz und hanzez in oberlichtenau!! OW OWW!!!
ANYhoozy.... i just caught vvord zhat ill be IN mein ultimo lova all SOMMAR 2k9 LONG!!!......mmmmmm...... STOCKHOLMtown, SVERIGE of course!!!!! ME LOVEY ME LOVEY boom boom!!! ZE svensk blondieeez vill be in FULL form und I BE THINKn zhat JOSEF vill be BOUT it' BOUT it'!!! JA JA JA JAAA!!!
OK ENUFF funky STUFF!! I jusst vaanted to update youz beautiful thingz out zhere in the interweb about ze APFELturnover status... CUZ it'll BE HOTTY HOT HOT!!! PERHAPS dj ERIK vill even be gracing us on ze blogg mit his presence!! BOOMBOOM!!!
OK soo just to get your varrm vveather vheeels ZOOMing to ze boomBOOMing.. letz get downzy!!! SHEDDING eine lite spotLIGHT on stockholmo natives legobeat.
und a more electro-HOUSEy gangBANGerrr!!!
ok talk oh so sooooon!!
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
HEAVIER und HARDER!!!! WOW WOW!!!
BIG uppz to sbc for throwing ze vid upp..... such a banger....
GET DOWNZY!!
I FEELz LIKE sharing zhis mit all av you beautieeeezz.. swedish boomBOOM duo DADALIFE alvvayz on topp of ze game JA JA JA JA JA!!!!
GET DOWNZY!!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
GETTING ready STEADY for ze WEEEKend!!! WOWWOW
SO I know all av you beautyzz out zhere be like, "WOW WOW josef vvhy are you uppschteit und talking av ze VVEEKEND vhen itz be like TUESDAy?!?"
VVELL to all av mein hanzez und frauleinz out zhere zhis veekend just happenz to be ze WEEKEND av all WEEKENDZ here in Oberlichtenau!!! CHYAA JA JA JA!!! ZHAT iz right BOIZ grab your makeup bagz und hosery cuz we getting CRAY CRAY all DAY DAY cum zhis SATURDAY!!!
Apfelturnovers ultimo fav DRAG BALL 09 vvill be taking ze place zhis vveekend und mitout giving any sexySEX detailz away ME is zhinking zhat you vill be hearing some BOOMboom gangBANGERZZ on ze sweaty DANCEfloooorrzz!! JA JA GIMME GIMME MORE JOSEF!!!
SO just for a quick sneaky peeky imma drop zhis A-mazing freemasons loveTOSS on sexySEX pop icon, kylie minogue's the ONE!!!! I CANT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I EFFing LUV zhis!!!
OK IM outty!!! puss o kram o LOVE YOUZZzz!!!
Saturday, March 28, 2009
JUST CUZ!!!
EVER since zhis hottyJAMspot hit ze bootyBOUNCEfloor I cant seem to be shaking it. WOW OWW.... just get downzyyyyyyy
btdubz.... SPRINGEN break 09' has been such a sweaty cray cray blast und I iz sad itz cuming to ze closing. ANYhoo... Ill be back in ze Oberlichtenau soon enough and ze regular BOOMboom vill be commencing... but i tell you vvhat!! ZE MEGAbabez on ze beachez never are getting old!! am i right!!! CHYAA CHYAA peow peow!!!
be backk sooooooon.....
PUSS PUSS!!!
Friday, March 20, 2009
WOW WOW>> SPRINGEN BREAK IST HIER!!!!
HEJ hejj babieeeeezz...
SOOO itz been like an uber long vveek av working to ze grindBONE!!! BUT itz ALSO been oh so fantastisk und zhere has been some serious FUN in ze SUN mit all av mein sexySEX frauleinz und HANZEEESSS!!!! BOOM BOOM!!
I AM feeling OH SO hottyHOT und I BE READY for some serious SPRINGEN BREAK 2009!! WHAT WAHTTT JA JA JA JA JA JAA!!! I vill be heading down SOUTH to ze sweatyYETI beachezz of south CAROLINE mit all mein favorite BOIZ from Oberlichtenau to get wet und wild under ze sunn!!! WOW WOW!!! I canNOT vvait to throw on zome hottySHORTS und getz NAUGHTY at ze SANDBARZ....
ILL try to be keeping en touch mit youz BUT just in case im eine little busy bringzin ze southern HEATmakrz here are some boomTUNEZ zhat are PERFEKT for eine ROMP in ze SPRING AIR!!!!
FIRSTY, mein NOUVEAU favoritez from sweatyboiTOI edwin van cleef!!! courtesy av mein FAV valerie blog... zhose frenchBOIz get me everytime!!! PEOW PEOW!!! OMGZz how zhese trax swoooooon!!!
UND just cuz I be feeling oh so GOOD here are some other sexysex throwbackTRAX zhat vill make your springen EXCELLENT. GETTING all ze babez und BOItoiz uppschteit und yearning for mooorree!!! WOW WOW WOW!! zhese oldie classique trax have currently been swimming und spinning en mein head!!
ENJOI!!!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
CATCHING UPPZ!!
JUST SOME hottyHOT beatSCHTOPS i have been missing...eine little late mit zhese BUT vvhatupp??? MEIN schpunkn zhats VVHAT!! GET DOWNZY!!
UND SMD iz back igen mit zhis follow upp VID... mit zhis und SYNTHESISE smd is trulay bringing zhat Simian Mobile Disco beat zhat oh so tres tres classique!!! letz PEOW PEOW to ze BOOMtunez!
PUSS puss!!
VVHAT VVHAT?!? OH SO MUCH FUN!!
YOU 2 can be like be hottyhot KANYE mit YOUR very own DAFT PUNK CRAY CRAY sampler!!!
HOW LONG until it getz old?!?
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
FANTASTISK!!!
A GOOD fraulein av mein recommended zhis boomBOOM classique av a jamzy!!! I remember back vhen zhis gangBANGer came out... I vvass such a little pojke in Oberlichtenau!! WOW WOW wow!!!
FALCO getz way CRAY CRAY und zhis is him at his finest!!!VVHAT a BABE!!!! BIG uppz to our friend ELLINGTONz who is mega hottyHOT for zhis vun!!! BOOM BOOM!!!
Sunday, March 8, 2009
NOSTALGIA eatingz avvay!!
THIS track reminds me oh so much av ze stockholm livingz.... BOO HOO HOO!!! HOW all i miss all av mein svensk blondie HANZEeeez....
ANYwho letz get funky to thiz already classy classique TRACK fran laurent wolf.. I LOVEY thiz CLUB TOSS cut oh sooo muchy!!! ZOOM ZOOM!!
love youzz
puss puss....
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