Hej Hej Hola Hizy!!!! Get moneyz und get paidzzzzz!!!

so like i honorz uv ze documentury uv ze justice tou aroun ze north americaz i hav been liszenig 2 ze graet remixez by ze fab duo JUSTICE!!! Graaaeet!!! ze are like totally wackocrahcrah und i luvz it!!! und i vill be cutting off ze talk 2 go read zis gaaaet novel zat i am totaallly making zzee literary luv 2, ALL ZE PRUTTY LITTTLLE HORSIES!!! i luv zis schtory!!!! vell since zis iz o so schort like i vill totalllly be encluding un graaaet new foto mit ze fabuberdjay dat iz halvsies uv ze josef und ërik experince... JOSEF!!!!!!! graaaaaaaaaeeet!!! i luv ze candid schotz uv zis uber glam stolckholm street style protégé!!! raawwwwr!!!! ze passion en ze eyez iz no mischtakalbez!!!!!! laaaterrzzzz!!!

Blood on our hands (justice remix) - death from above 1979

skitzo dancer (justice remix) - scenario rock

as above, so below (justice remix) - klaxons

und i vill alzo be encluding ze graet mellow party tune by ze o so fresh 2 ze deaf FLOSSTRaDAMUS!!!!! 

overnight star (twista vs sigur ros) - flosstradamus

sorrize for ze long timez mit no blogziez josef vaz en ze muddle earth mit frodo und i vas like totallly occupied mit my new hallmark rental comaniez!!!! we luv you alllz und wisch evuryvun graaet new yearz und felices fiestaz!!!!

hasta protoz!!!

juzt peep zis iv you can und totalllly try 2 seee it!!!!!!! outzzzziez!

Ze boyz are back in ze towwwwwn (sort uv)

SO minselv un josef hav been totallly waiting for ze day ven we may return amung ze mortalz uv ze obamanation und give ze gift uv hot pumping beatz und flashbam sankumam dance moves zat keeps on guving.  Zat time iz like totally here, except josef iz actually in ze middle eazt totally spreading ze christmaz cheer und dance fever.  but he iz leaving soon! und right ven zings are finally schtarting to blow up! (too soon.) vell ve cant all be owen wilson in ze tre dramatix "behind enemy lines" sooooo josef vill be schtate side soon enuff und ve will have our zander here azvell but 4 nowzez i am ze cristofer colombuz uv ze dancingfirst century und i hav landed und spread ze dance fever to all ze natives through ze hip palestinian peace scarvez zat i brought back from schpain!!! Graet! 

on a totalllly professional note i hav schpent ze lazt night vatching "Justice - A Cross the universe" und it vas okayz, i vas like ya it seemz hardcore und all zat but i hav done all zez schings on ze lazt night i vent out dancing mit my carlizle hanzez!!! vatever! but totally uveryvun schould check it oooouuuutttt!!! Un dscince ve are on ze justice topix i vill hav 2 pozt und remix mit spank rock und moz defffff!!!! it iz like miin fav right nowz!!! und alzo i vill give 2 all ze hanzez und fraulinez ze scuper hottttt video uv UTAH SAINTS und zer schong something good '08!!! Graeeeeet!!! enjoizzzizezzezez!!!!

D.A.N.C.E. - Justice feat. Mos def und spank rock

UPPdatez from ze ANCIENT sweatyLANDz!!

SHALOM fran ISRAEL!!
SOO i so vvish all av mein hanzes could BE mit me traveling ze wild landz of IZRAEL getting sweaty und CRAY cray vvhile partying it uppz at ze kibbutzizzzzz!
zander from zurich has shown myself und DJerik a vvild time and all ze hothot izrael HOTTIEZz is loving ze northernz euro PERSUASIONS vee be bringzing zhere way!! SWEATY YETI'z!! BIG uppz to ZANDER und ze IDF crew OR und RRCHHOOONN!!! SEXY SEX!!!
I SO VVISSh i could be updateingz you beauties mit gushy gush detailz BUT i simply don't have ze time!! TOMORROW i be wakingz upp mad earlyz to head to CAIRO for some riverside getdownz on ze NILE und late nite BAZAAR musik klubbingz!! JA JA JA JAA!! BUT i be letting you know all av mein crazie stories upon my return to STOCKHOLM/town!!! CHYAAA!
ME iz zinking zhey iz gonna have no IDEA vvhat is hitting zem ven djJOSEF hits ze desertTOWN!!! TIME for getting cray cray on ze boom boom und bringzing some HEAT zhat localz aint used to! ZE pharaoh mummy kingz av past iz gonna be SHAKIng to ze quakingz!! PEOW PEOW!!! I LUV IT.
JUST becuz i is feeling ze middleeasternBEAT doeznt mean i have forgottenz mein hotty svensk favouritez!!! ENJOI ze ever populaire stockholm kid, adrian lux, und this strawberry vid I be PUMPingz on ze daily! ILL be back soon mit underbar LOVEtales fran EGYPTland!!! PUSS o KRAMAR!!

APOLOGEEZz und STOCKHOLM bluezz

SO once igen I been having to manage to slack on ze bloggenz poshtingzzz... MY B... Zhere have been many many busy moments un ze final stockholm dayz... from danse kruizin mit my berliner hanzes(shout outz to lou lou o Olivier!) to working on various dance study finalzz.. bleehh....  but for realzy thingz are vvinding down here in S-TOWN like woah UND zhis somber vvinter mood has been sinkingz in!! UND ive had to say aufwiederzehn to many av mein hanzes who left for zheir homelandz!

    ZE s/holm man loft iz no more!! BUT tomorrow I be flyggaring dahn to the hoty hot party/HOLYland TEL AVIV to visit ZANDER fran zurich mit Dj ERIK!! itz iz going to be eine svveaty wetty festunz as vee get down to ze ISRAELI desert und beach parteez!! and zen im off to EGYPT to be rockingz ze kasbahz.. me iz hearing cairo iz new hottyhotelectrospot! WAH WAH! so i scout it out!!... PEOWW!! I cant be waitingz to szee ZANDER und his golden skin! As well has being absolutely covered in SUCKulent Shawarma juices und HOOMAS!! It'll be truly FANTASTISK! MM mm TASTEEZ!!

  ANYwhoozy imz going to be doing some poshthingz abroadz so ill make sure to be onz ze tops of mein gamez. PUSS pusss!!!

 OH und en order to feel ze slow pain of leaving stockholm soon zhat i be feelingz, get down to ze smooth jam fran svensk duo air france! itz an autumn cantata tossing! BUT I vill be back to s/holm in a few weekzy in order to lay down some surious final dancydance and ze poshtingz vvill be hotfire!!  I SchWEAR!

Air France- No excuses (The Autumn Cantata TOSS) 

S/HOLM electro und MOULINEX....IGEN!!!!

TODAY vee have some sick beat treatzz  for chya!! KEEPING it oh so short und svveet imma throw up thiz new vid from STOCKHOLM electro QUEENIE, EMMON!!! Join her ahn her dark und magical journey through her new single SECRETS und LIES!!!...woooooooo!! new album due in FEB 09!!

NEXT!! vee have a neww hotty hot toss on M.TELLIER's KILOMETER... deutsch crew MOULINEX is totallzee at it igen mit this sexual grrooove zhats making ze bodies move!!! BOOM BOOM!! JUST you vait untilz like 3min in vhen you get hit mit a soaring synth! LISTEN closely as moulinex fingers run up und down ze sensual synth pad!!! DON't EVEN get me started... i vaass already uppshteit ven i started zhis poshtingz!! PEOW!! TRUE!!! PEOW!!!

sebastien tellier - kilometer (MOULINEXtossingz)

OKAY, havta schpritz now!! OOPZYsss.... LOVE YOUZ!!! PUSS PUSS!

!!!AMERICAN flava und ERIK in DA SVERIGE!!

   SO soo soorryz for like being latez mit eine poschtingz BUT ive been OH SO buzy HERE mit ze boomzoom in STOCKHOLMtown zhat IVE totally been SLACKINGZ!! DJ ERIK has just bouncy'd fran Town after spendingz an uber FAB time dancing , loving, und getting downzy to ze bootyclapping SVENSK heatmakers!!

   ON fredag ve totallzee attend ze aceLOVESfightklubb @ ALLhuset!! PEOW peooww!! once again mrtn fran STHLMbeat vass throwing down eine Killachinchilla set playing all av our FAVZ!! ERIK vass totallzee bringing ze HEAT mit his flashy ezpanische flava he has picked up rocking ze floors of sunder ESPANIEN!! ZE svensky svensk HOTTIEz mit BODIEZ vere luving him und even doing some cray cray high kickz JUST to try und impress him!!! WAH WAHH!!! FO realz!! HE vvass zee talk av ze town UND zhat vass only ZE FIRST NACHT!! MM hmm!!! VAT iz you expecting?? ITZ freeking DJerik!!

      ZEN it vvas time to throw down on SATURDAY nacht mit new USofA friends HOT PINK DELOREAN!!! Meinself und Erik totallzy vere doing some impressive ballet numberz waiting for ze tunnelbana ven VE ran into zhese american boi TOIZ!! OOPzy ve had no idea BUT avcoursche zhey were LUVING uz! *IF you LUV JOSEF und ERIK, YOU LUV US!!!*

  ANYvvayz vee got a front row dancing party STARTed mit some nearly NAKED svenskBOIZ (zhey LOVED erik!) vvhen HOTpinky vvas getting STINKY @ KONSTIG KLUBB!! IT VASS a show to rememberz... /BIG UPPZ to ze BEANtown crew FOR throwingDOWNZY!! CHYAA CHYAAA!!!!  *dj ERIK VAS such a hit mit soo many FRAULEiNZ (and their friendz!!) BOOM ZOOM!! GET HIP to ze HOTPINKYdelorean! vee hope to hear more fran zem!!!

HOT pink DELOREAN - played out (ft. fantastadon)

   SO needless to be saying again, ZHIS veekend vass FANTASTISK!!! vee topped it all OFF by hitting upp some XMAS activities UND making friendz on ze VILD MAUSe rolloCOASTERZ!! EVERYvun vas having so much fun... und it vass CHILLYmakeEineSmallVILLY!! ERIK vas totallzee rocking ze mongolian style to keep VARM!! ANYvvayz, it is back to ze GRINDING az zhe semester keepz on vvinding!! LOVE you und TALK 2 you beautiful HANZES sooooon!!! PUSS puss och GOD holiday season 2 YOU!!

euro JORTZ und ELECTRO shortzz

HEj hej babiezz....

   so szhittingz here en mein stockholm manloft im looking out av ze vindow counting hours till herr DjERik iz cuming to visit!!...im en an oh so relaxxunz mood rocking out to some truly killer smmooth electro club/pop JAMZ fran KANADA mellow fellowz DVAS....zhe type av muziks zhat is making vun want to keep VARM en your beddingsheetz und listening closely mit eine fellow HANZshe/he (teehee!)... 

   anyswayze babezeez...you should seriousleeze give dem a listen und for now ill lend you zhis killer COLLEGE remix zhey have tossed i kopped fran mein fav norfern svensk dance bloggenz fran team UmeaBeatCollective....get downzy to my bouncy und jattebra uppz till da UBC  squad..... PEOWWW!

COLLEGE- the energy story(DVAS toss)

ill be SURE to be documenting ze vvild timez myschelf und ERIK kvill be havingz!! LOVES IT!!!!! kiss kiss och kram!

!!FOR MAKEhardyparty SATURDAY NIGHT WAH WAHH!!!! ENJOI!!

Zhis iz JUST a quickie hitITundQUITit post chyaa cha chaaaa!!!! HOPEFULLY zhis will set your weekend nacht ABLAZE!!! GET DOWNZY mit EINE freaky freak mix fran JOAKIM... UND ZHEN topp it all OFF mit eine SWEATYSWEATY slamJAM fran alvvayz vvild crookers!!! BOOM BOOM... FRAN a frankrike persuasion to AN  ITaLIAN boomboom!! I LOVEz ITZz!!! GREATT do it TO IT LOVERz BOIS och flickor and RUB UPP und DAHN ahn zome hottyHOT HOTTIE on ze DANCIngFLOORZ und ALVAYZ alvayz stay CRAY CRAY!!  KISS KISS puss puss och PEOW PEOW!!

dj Mehdi- POCKETpiano(JOAKIMtoss)

outhereBrothers- ENJOY(crookersTOSS)

PS...und i just CAME...ACROSs zhis fly BUMPthump of a BOOMtune fran BEATDOCTORS tossing clubsauze all ova rihanna!! who vouldn't??? mm hmm!!!

ENJOI!!

rihanna-don'tshtopzeMUSIK!(beatdoctorsTOSS)

KILLING mad BIRDS mit eine schtone!! AKA svensk MELTINGPOTTY

Hej HEJ LOVELeez!!
OKAYz, so fur just like clearun ze AIRR, steameed UPP by DJErik...YAH Maybee vee are being considered for ze cabinet POSITIONS ass vell as OZAH POSITIONS (WINKYwink!!)..BUT LIKE ve can't BE getting 2 excited becuz supposedly JUSEF BIDEN iz a TRANCE/shityHAUSqueen und like asking for exclusifly guido trax to be played on the daily... UND zhat is blatantly against EATmJuE regulatoreez....GET yur JUICE fix ELSEWHERE JOE-BI! sheesh VAR iz SCRANTON anyway???
ANYWHOOzy, dahn to bizNAZz.... I HAVE got a hottyHAHT steam pile of SEXXYsex cuming AT YOU!!! ITZ trooly et svensk SMORGASbord zhat VEE B dishing out!!
IT IZ da BOEOES theme once again mit eine a JOSEFundERIK first offv throwing up ZE everr SLICK track 'RADIUS' fran newest COMMUTINGcolourEP, big uppz to ADRIANrecordings (dontHATEus). for gettinz zheeze ill tunes out zhere.... *an Allknowing HANZE once told me, if you LUV it zen you LUV it........und i LUUVV it!!!

RADIUS-BOEOESkaelstigen

ZHEN we hit U mit eine GROSsVVirst acroos ze face by getting downzy to some freshsvensk mamaUNDpapa tossingz!! (I DIE!) FIRSTY, vee are having ze mysterioso svenskduo of DMITRY FYODOROV's recreation of ze very SAME BANGBANGGANG!!! GET hipp to ze groooove!! VUN gets so sweaty no matter waht DMTRYfyodorov jam be pumping!! ZAY B quintesssentiale  dirrtydirty! BOOM BOOM ZZOOM!

RADIUS-BOEOES(dmitry fyodorov's radius relaxtion toss)

BUT BRACE urself for eineTRESTRESfavourite av JundE's KRAYKRAYzyFIESTA iz back like NEVA befoh!!! SITBACK und enjoi a lengthee SURPRIZINGLEE calm und soothing electronic/loungy jam fran ze USUAL svenskELECTROdancetillUdrop chartTOPPERS az zey woooo YOU mit eineBOEOEStossing!!! MMMmm hmm, taszteee!I LUV lengthee SURPRIZEs!!!

CECTA-BOEOES(krazyfiestaTOSS)

I FOR serious be hoping all iz vell on homefront CUZ I MEESE und LUV everyvun!!!

OH und if yooz being in STOCKHOLMville zhis weekund, be sure to HITitUNDquitIT @ Allhuset zhis FREDAG 28nov....cuz STHLMbeat vill be throwing downzy mit HOUSEWIVES und friendz!! CHYAAA.. CHYAAA!!! TAKING you dahn to SEXItown!!! KRAM och some more KRAM!!!! muah!!!

i huv zum Graaaeeet newz!!!! und zum graaaaaet tunez uvcourze!!! jayyyjaja!

Hay, so like imz schore yu allz hav ulredy herd zet OBAMA iz totallly highering rightznow und az u may hav suzschpectud Josef und minselv hav been ze numbavun choize for ze cabnut pozitionz uv ofacial vight house djayz und homlandz zecurity! Ve vur likez cunt ve juz bee ze djayz!?!!?!! und tom ridge vuz like “dount even a AZK!!!  I totally said ze same thing ven ze hiurd mi und ze said “nine frauline” und I vuz like “finez, I guz Josef und ërik vulll juz hav 2 du both!!! Yah!!  Vatch outz terroriztaz iv u dount likez 2 party zen u are totalllyz on ze amerikaz mozt vanted lizt!!! Peow peow!!! Und ve are goingz 2 catch zu und bringzu 2 oberliktinau, germany und pour ze club sauce all ova u!!!! jajajaja! Juz jozing, la OBAMA totally saidz zet ve arentz going 2 tourtur zem anymorez, but seriouzly vat can u really doue 2 peoplez zat are living in ze cavez!!! Jajajajaja!!! Graaaaaet!!!! I luv neanderthalz!!!! But serouzly, oar virzt oardar uv buzinez az ze new headz uv homolandzecurity vill be 2 capture und detaaaain zoz whooo are rezpozibule four all uv ze D.A.N.C.E. remuxces!!!! Jajaja! Vatch outz! Zat iz soooo lazt yeur!!! Graaaaeeet! Vell  heur iz sum graaeet tunez 2 getzu prepared four ze new vurld orderz uv Josef und ërik!!!!!!!

Je Veux te voir (original mix) – yelle

Perfect (tonite only remix) – princess superstar

We share our motherz health (trentemoller remix) – the knife

Ze onlyzing holding uz back rightz now are zez risqué videoz zat may refluct poorelyz on ze OBAMA adminiztracionz, iv ve are given ze pozitionz, but ve vur like show uz un graaaet djay vitout un sveatyhottt dance video und ve vill shoew u a lame djayyyy!!!! Peow! Pluz, tom ridge totalllly got ze position dezpite ze outing uv und zuperduper grozzz video uv him schopping at ze toyzáreuz mit und graaaet bug up schteeeein!!!!! Zat iz totalllly more nisch nisch!!!

Remember zat ze global varmingz vud be like ten timez vurse mit out ze individual und groupz danze effortz around ze vurld und uv courze letz give un schpecial shoutzout 2 ze chineze schmog sheildz!!!!!! Graaaaaet! Sankz!!!! I guuueeezzzzz!!!!

Muchoz bezoz desde schunder schpain, jajaja!!!! Saluuuuuuuuuuddddzzzzzz!!!!!

graaaet hoe yahhh hur iz ze graaeet yelle video, tre hottttt!!!! peow! ziz fraulin iz totalllyy crah crah und now i am totallly upschteeeein!!!! graaaeeet!! i luv ze french!!!

JUST cuz...chyayy/// BOEOES i MALmo////

i must be admitting zhis iz like not best qualiteez but like watevvzzz..
be BACK LATERrzz for more!!! PUSS PUSS!!!

Graaaaaaaeeet! i luv Romans!

Yah! graaaaeeet! So likezu hov totally red Josef und ërik vur fiestando en ze bellla costa del soul uv ze party central dat iz sunder schpain!  Vell ve schtarted mit ze crahcrah schtreet party botellon vur Josef und miself totally vent hasselhoff on all ze schpanish fraulinez! Graaaaeeet! Yah und zen diz hombre totally tried to butterfly kiz mi soooo Josef und mislef wur like vutever und ve hiphopped en ze central party zone uv málaga guving free danze cliics 4 ze cordinationally chalundzed.  Zum timez Josef und mi juz cant schtop being like totally filanztropical! Yah! Jajaja! Vut nuw Josef hazvent bach 2 schveden! Aut first I vuz totally bumbed und vent ento min rumba und schtarted schinging along mit raammschtein, zen I vuz likez vut vud wolfgang müller do?  Here I amz en ze beautifullz zundeer zschpain mit zez hott hottttt schpainsh fraulinezz und I am lizening 2 RAAAMSHTEIN! Vat evars! Zo I vent ovaz 2 min computerz und schtarted lizening 2 ze einapfelturnoverz all tiem favs simian mobile disco und zer remix uv ze crahcrah tune Downtown bi ze numbavun sexqueen Peaches.  Und I vuz totally upschtein und readyz 2 fiesta en ze numba vun destinacion fur sveaty sveaty outsidez crahhhhzinez! Ya zo here iz ze song dat totally upschteined me ento ze atmpospherz! Graaaaeeet! I luv schtreet fightz!

Downtown (simian mobile disco mix) - Peaches 

Jajaj! I almost forgot! Vut a downschtein iv I did! Und here iz our very ownz Josef getting hiz gruuuve on en ze hott hoottttt sunder eurpea. Graaaet! Enjoi!

TILL EZSPANIEN und BACKZ AGAINZ!!!

HEJ to all mein apfelBOTTOMZ out zhere!!

vveell imz back fran ze land av muey PASSION, all night holleringz, und lisps!! 

  CHYAA!! LIKE i vvass totallzee rocking itz outzy in ze land of ze HOTT HOT sun und an even HOTTIER HOTT boomBOOMz!! SPAIN 08 vas beyond fantasmiC!!!

  ANYwho i vvass spending timez en das KAPITAL av MADRIDth mit mein MAIN HANZE fran ze homeland, BENJA "EL PELIRROJA"MINI,   VERE vee TOTALLZE got downzy to  ZE aLL nacht USavA election08 dansing PARTY !!  vee DANCED ze nacht avvay HAVngz zee CRAYcrayziest FUN! EVEN like all zese news crewzs vere being like, "whoz are deze HANZES breaking it down to ze OBAMA vinningz VE MUST GET zem on film"!! ...IM sure zhey vaas sounding juzt like zhat but in Espanische und talking mit zere tonguez halfvvayz out zheir moufz!! CHYAAA!!!  I ALZO kicked it mit some av mein HOMEboiz fran ze blackforesht!!... BIG UPPZ to CHRISTOhFF und DAHvveed!! big PEOW!!

   ANYVAYZ.. afta such obamaJAMa celebrationz I VASS HEADED down southy (MAH FAV) to MALAGA!! TO VISIT who elze but ZE VERY OWN stud of apfelturnova fame, ERIK!! JA JA JA JA JAAA!!!!!

   ERIK vvass like fantazmic und vee celebrated our BITTERsveet reunion by taking a dip en zee CHILLYmakeEineSmallVVILLY  MEDITERRANEAN(reallyDOWNschteit)!!! BUT we soon remedied zhat by Hollering at SEXYOLDflamenco dancerz (!uppshteit!). ERIK iz doing so vell und ze stripklubbingz has really treated him bien!! HE LOOKS GREAT! und he grew a powerful MOUSTACHIO!! fO REALZ!!   ANYwho, ERIK speaks mad ESPANISCHE und perhaps ven vee start our radio showz back upp ve Vill start to CALL him "ERIKque SUAVE-gay"....(his stage stipper namen!!)..CHYAA!!! 

  ANYWHO!! ENUFF of diz BULLstuff!!  LETZ jamzy!! FIRST off iz an obligatory jam fran brit ADAM freeLAND (appropriate?)...anywho it iz vun for ze ages for eine NEW el presidente for ze ages!! PEOWW!!

AerOBAMA-daftpunks(ADAMfreeLANDtoss)

UND zhis ozha vun iz for eineHALLOweiner poshzt zhat vvass totallzee missed by EATmJuE....OOPZEEE...even zho itz passed, get downzy to zhis SCARY ZOMBIEZ jam coming to you fran DESIGNERdrugz!! 

ZOMBIES!- designer drugs

OKAY!! HOPEingz ZHAT all iz BANGING for mein heinzes out zhere!!! KRAM KRAM o PUSS PUSS!!!! muaahh!!

!! BACK to ze GROOVingz!!!

HEJ hej mein beautiezz!!

SOoo as ive been contemplating zese last few days about mein experiences thuz far... Ive been troublingz ZHAT mein poshtingz un ze bloggenz have NOT been BRINGZING ze BOOTY CLAPPing HEAT!!! I MEAN LIKE CHYAA, zese are defunite GANGbangerz of TUNEZ... BUT LIKE i iz allvvayz demanding zee dirttay dirrtay fur all av mein HANZES(you!!) out zhere... 

   ZE ozha nacht I HAD eine SURREALizm av a GIZM av an experiunze... I VAAzz shaking mein HEINEY to ze zick szick jammingz av MRTN fran FREAKING STHLMBEATCONNsexTION fame....!!PEOW PEOWWW!!!! und afta a pantzy sogging set I Vvent ova to hiim and BE like confessing my love for HIM( OmGEEZE!)... und he litrally looked into mein dancingSOUL und vaz like JOSEF, KEEP en TOUCH mit your dance endeavorzz!!!!! WHA WAH wah awh JA! JA!

   Afta zhat, i had a dawning of ze ages!! I vvass like JOSEF, ze playschool iz ovah UND now vee have to think about graduating to zee bigLIGA!! UND immediately afta zhat, i vvass thinkingz about all av mein HANZES out zhere....zhose who I LOVE the mostZHEREfore, I BELIEVE YOU only be deserving ze best!!! und I RIGHT now , will be vowing to bring you only ze hottiest of hotty, ZE naughtiest of eine naughty!!! und ONLY STRAIGHT flameboyant entertainment!!!! DOUBLE PEOWWWWW!!!!

   SO ANYwhoozy, Get down to this sickening DET SET remix av fancypantzy deadelus!! und alzo a sillywilly jammingz to GERMANbased sexingmachine SIRIUSMO!!! so so downzy to ze bouncy!!! NOW i be off to visit ERIK's neck of ze blackforesht en ESPANA!! ILL be back to do some reportingz on mein findingz!! PUSS o KRAM babiez!!!

daedelus-fairweatherfriends(deathSETtoss)

siriusmo-wov

ALSO CHECK out ze now inFAMOUS partay zhat mrtn vvass throwing down ze otha nacht at ESS klubb... BIG UPPZ to ze whole crew!!

ESSklub-OKT29

GENRETOPPings pt DEUX!!: MINImal und OH SO CRIMINAL!!

SOoo after like being rantingz und RAVEingz bout fidgeting i VVASs like what about ANOZHER genretoppingz zhat keepzy everyvun popping und not schtoppingz?? UND i vas like duh duh JOSEF...YOU MUZTA STAY minimal und OH SO criminal!!

   ABZOLUTELYzz vun of mein all time favz babez of electronix HAS ALVVAYZ been like minimalistic endeavorz und over ze yearrz many many hanzes have been rockingz mein sockz!! JA JA!!

   ANYwhoozy, i felt like postingz uppzeis some OF mein abzolutely fav MINImal acts of PRESENT....WHY NEIN!?! FIRZTY offs, zhis boom boom duo iz like NEEding NO introducshoen here on E.A.T.m.J.u.E .......BOEOES!!! YOU GUEESSED it... zhe sweaty sexy sex minimalKINGz is constantly bringzing ze BOOMtunes to my EARZ from DUSKe till DAWN!! iimma toss up a special secret JOSEF loveSAUZe for you outzhere und like DEMAND zhat you get HIP to mein FAV throwback BOEOESjam!!! plus peep ze hotty hot svenskmama, firefox ak's superslick vid to ze original banger!!!!!

firefoxAKvs.LAID-OnceIWasLikeYOu(boeoesTOSS)

UND just for kickz LETS get down to a minimal woolfy TOSS on swede vvunderkinds da TOUGH ALLIANCEz NEoVIOLENCE!! WOOOHOO!! 

TheTOUGHALLIANCE-NEOVIOLENCE(woolfytossingz)

HOPE you vvill be havingz A SUPER MANY crazysexycool journeyz mit zhese wonderful minimal jamhauzes!! so kick itz back und RELAX it!! PUSS PUUSS och KRAM!!!

GENRETOPPings!!: FIGDET'n mah BIDGET'ns~!!...aka stylishBULGARIANdude

HEj hej BOOTYtroopAHS!!! 

SOoo ANYWHO zhis whole like neoFIDGEt scene has truly been coming INTO ze supah limelight sceneage since GANGBANGn italia DUO crookers started to totallzee be POPping off!! ZHEY've been garnering mucho mucho ATTENTION and i be like WOW cuz zhey iz like constantly be bringzing the sweti yeti ruckus TO ZE boomboom!! get downzy houndzy to zhis hotty-cant-stoppy neon kings STEEDLORDs' CROOKed TOSSngs!!!

steedlord-dirtymutha(crookersTOSS)

   I AM constantly like F-ing LOVEing zhis craycray vvildnOUT genre, i perzonally zhink zhat nothing ELSE TRULY BRINGz such HEAT to THA D-floor. BUT one fidget star on ze same label, whoze masteringz haz like be a BIT overshadowedz und should also BE RAVED about iz ze oh-so-sex THE BULGARIAN. Zhis bootyclappahZ truly rockingz und not schtopping to shprunk mit ze whole progressivehousefigdetingz!! TRULY FANTAZMIC!! PEOWW! peepzys zhese jammingz und zhen you know Vvhat totallzee to rock out ven some tooHOTtoTROT hanze zhinks zhey have zhe illest crookers fidget sound!!!! BOOMZOOM TO tha fullesht!! eine uppshteit TOTALE!!!!

airbounce-theBULGARIAN(nicksupplyTOSSin)

dropdownzy!-theBULGARIAN

!!?? IZ U REDDY FREDDY pho MoRE fRANKRIKE elecTRONICa??!!!!

REDDY STEDDY und oh so FRANKRIKE!!! IM LIKE UPPschteit!! JAJAJAJA BABY!!

   OK soo like i get it zhat i MUST BEZ on top of ZHESE bloggenz more but I'fE like been soo BUZY BEING on top of OZAh ZHINGS....winky wink!!!...like completelyz lozing mein HEAD DANsing und LIKE HAVING daily dosage of ELECTRO being pumpzed zzsrroo MEIN VEINZ!!!!! Ow oooww!!!!

  Vun could totallzee be saying to someone elze zhat ive been TAKING advantage of zhis svensk danse scene TO za fullesht PEeoow!!! 

   ANYwhoz Im like gonna try to keeping my witz und post zese funky bounce bounce trackzees zhat have been LIKING oozing from mein PLAYLissts!! FIRST OFFS, vee are having ze frankrikey ELECTRONIC KINGz, JUST a BAND, btdubz...zhey iz totallzzee popping off right now!! so GET HIP TO ZEM!!! ZHESE two trackz BE GREAT fur some crunking sweaty yetti power electro sesh's vhere everyvun iz upptzig in zeir pantsy und getting downzy like woah!!! vun a TRES CLASSIQUe toss on ze ever populaire CIcade falling rocket jamz!!! UND anozhah being a hotty boxerbrief dropper from banger EP, WE ARE...!!! also to be complimented by trax from zhere new EP, burn it out FOR a totale CRAYcray set!!

CiCADE- fallingrockets(JUSTaBANDtoss)

JUSTaBAND-Aarghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

NOW just cuz i CANT be rezistingz zhis vun........ a funktastique electronic BOomzoom of a BOYsNOIZErec. persuasion.....KAPOW!! zhis vun has been on a CONSTANT repeatingz inze  stockholm manloft KEEPing ME vvarm from ze nordic freezzzze!!.....

PUZIQUe- SUITE9

**so i hope zees be makingz upp fur mein ABsensez...ill be back soonz for more sjukening beats und treatz.....AHH also for mein hanzes zhat is kickingz it on thiz side of ze GLOBEunz...ze dansers mecca, ze annual iLOVEtechno festunz i BELGIQUE, is popping off next month und zhere are STILL TIX LEFT!!!

PUSS PUSS! <3 

!! NOT TO REPEAT mineself BUT.......

!!HEJ hej to all of mine boobearz!! CHYAA.... IMz like soo happy to be back und livingz a real life vviffout all ze stress of mine travelingz!! I CAN totallze be dancing und relaxingz to ze smooth dance groovyz en ze pleazures of my MANLOFT i stockholms!!!! FANTASMIC!!!

SO like ive been figuringz zhat like ive already posted a few muziks fran zese sweaty rhythm makerz...BUT like i took a most SACRED und SEXYcool vow to be like givingz all of my hanzes ze hottezt und must-having DANCE boom boomz!! SO ZHAT means like even vven i have to be postingz my favz OVER und OVERZZ!!! PEOWW!! dez freaking sweaty sweaty lovejam!!!!

FIRZT off iz sexboiz franska duo DONOVAN...who completely smash any BANGER toss zey be touching!! FOR real...like infinitee faith to zees babiez! so itz ANOZER SEBASTIAN T tossedjam!!! WHO KNEW??... i demand zhat everyvun iz blowing mindz, rumpz, und bumpz to zhis one!!! VROOoooM PEOW PEOW!!!

sebastian tellier- kilometer(DONOVANtossing)

UND zhere vvas no vay i could be sleeping if i didnt bloggenz zhis one.........even if i vvas just done havng like a grande double peow peow dancingsesh zhat took like a whole year or szomething cray like zhat.....YOU SZIMPLY HAVE to start getting downzy to ze knew BOEOES KAELSTIGEN jamz zhat have been dropping fran zere newest EP!! zhese svensk team truly iz knowing how to make mine bootyz go clap!!! BOOMBOOM!! even more hotter zan an erik jockystrap, zanderfran zurich, mit eine djOFACE ice cream tag team szandvvich!! YAH.......zat hotty hot!!!

boeoes kaelstigen- cecta

!!!from FOGGY townz to SOGGY townz!!!!!

HEJ to all av my beautifuls babez out zhere!!.... so I HAVE like finally returned from mine HUGE hotty hot journeyz zthru ze UK.... FANTASTIC!! POW!!!

!!!LIKE ive boom boomed min vvayz all ze way upp to scotlund und back downzy again to LONDONtown, leaving a sticky icky trail av JOSEF love!!! I HAD a szimply fantastic und crazee timez and had like oh soo many highlights!!!

   CHOO know i had to be taming zhos dancefloz BUT my all timez cray cray moment vvas ven I TOTALLY HAD ein heart to heart mit JAMES FORD from freaking SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO!! KABLOW!!!!!!! CHYAA!!!  HE vvas totally rocking ze sticks at london super klubb, matter, and I vvass like "so JAMEZy like vvatt vvould a little boi fran oberlichtenau hav to DO in order to get you to pump his all time fav, ITz ZE BEAT!!"".... und he vass like..."umm i don't know something totally vvild und cray cray.........SIKE... I VILL totally play it right now!!!.... SO i vass like "great"... und he proceeded to lay down a sickening remix of itz ze beat mit bandmate JAS..... I FRIGGIN got downzy like no ozher, und i vass shticky all over cuz I HAD totally shprunked un min underhosen veen I vvas chatting to JAMEZY!!!! OOPsY!!! BOOM BOOM!!!

    ANYWHOzy.....ze rest of ze night had been spent completely uppshteitz un my pantzy und making lotz of friendz like a crazy ass BRITch named LOU....she talked zhru only half of her mouf and knew my name und loved giving high fives!! SHE vass like "im getting married"... and I vass like..."weird/great."

    ANYVAYZ...don't mean to be bragginz but it vvas vun of ze best moments in my livingz! FOR realzy! UND now im back in stockholmtown und ready to start dropping some zsick jamz that hav been pumping from my flat lately!!! so get downzy my beautiez!!! LOVE YOU und MISSD YOU!!!

oh und if you don't already hav zis....any crookers iz an abzolute must havingz!!! CIAO ciao!

kid cudi-day und nite (crookers toss)

*BONUS GAME* VVHERE's JOSEF?!?... try to FIND JOSEF hidden amongst ze photos of hotty hot svensk partiers!!! CHYAA!!

!!!MON FRANCAIS EST CRAY CRAY!!!!!

SOoz BROSEF's und HOESEF's.. like i undershtand zhat my priority iz to report oon ze ever POPPING und not SHTOPPING SVENSK DANCE scene... BUT like zhere is abzolutely ZERO vvay to ignore zhe synth electro revolution scene zhat has TOTALLY been taking place in FRANCE. Everyvun is like hip to ze ed banger success und all but zhe french synth house/electro CONNEXTION iz doing some really fantastical thingz und thayz are so FREAKING KILLING IT RIGHT NOW!!!

    FROMz such SUPABALLERTICIANs as kavinsky, lifelike, sebastiAn, feadz, etc...to ze valerie connSEXtion of college, maethelvin, anoraak, the outrunners, etc. ALL of zhis madness makez just vun big sweaty synth cess pooool of electro. FROM bangin remixes to champion synth originals,... zhees humdingers are szupa szupa hotty hot hot right now und who knows vvhat zhis scene iz capable of! 

   OH SO FORTUNATELY last nacht, i vvaass able to experience such franska mastery in formz  of VUN ever so popular synth dance und master of disguize stud, DANGER!! It vas freaking INCROYABLE!! ALL night i vaz joining in a 80's-movie/videogame-soundtrack-esque sweaty-fest mit all av my svensk hotties!!! Honestly vun must experience a show like zhis in order to realize just how zhis scene ist totaallzy taking zhis continent by STORM!!! CHYAAA!!!

  WELL anywhoz, I vvill totally drop zhis danger toss on fellow frenchman und bisexual sexpot, sebastian tellier. Mit his grooving hit DIVINE!!! MMM hhmmm!..ALSO get downzy to thiz danger killer, 9H20!...HOPEFULLEez zhis vvill hold you hanzes over for a week or so cause like im headed to LONDONtown ASAP for a weekz worth of absurdly uber-neon electro klubbingz!! BOOM BOOM!!!!  ALL to be topped off by a redunk friday THIS IS NOT LONDON show till 5am, headlined by none ozha zan my brit idols, SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO!!!! CHYAA CHYAA BABeeez!!! sOO PUMPd to shake mah RUMP!!! Ill def try to keep all of yooz updated, und if you guyz like ever iz getting bored, dj eriks dance vid is always a smash HIT!!!! duuuble PEOW !!!!!!! 

PUSS PUSS!!!!

Divine- sebastian tellier(DANGERTOZZ)

9H20-Danger

OMGizzzz!!!! like HOW emBARE-ASSing!!!!! SVVEATY BOOM ZOOM!!!

I TOTALLZee JUST CAME........across zhis super top secret VID of apfelturnovers very own ERIK dancing in his vvhitey-oh-so-tightee JACQUES STRAP mit his FAVOURITE tennis racket!!! ZHIS vvas essentially happeningz like at least everydayz last year vvhen myself und dj erik verr living together!!!! AT ANYpoint of zhe day, vun could find erik shaking his streudel noodle mit eine underhosen jocky! WHAT A TASTEE TREAT!!! ppeeoow!!

.... I GUESSS erik recently performed in a svveaty wetty strip club en espana, judging by zhe funky jamz being pumped!!! SO glad he put zhis up on zhe Utube for everyvun to get down to!!! BIG UPPz to erik!!! mmmm hmmmm......LOVES IT!!! 

KRAM!!

TOSSed LOVE SAUCE all over zhese CLASSIQUES!! BOom boom!!

WHAT what up yallz!! I HAVE TO KEEP zhis short und svveeet cuz IM like szmothering myself mit special klubb sauce OOZING from my comp SPEAKERS!!! 

         Imz totallzy like WILD'ing OUT alla over zheez new tossed jamz! FIRST OFF imma lay downzy zhis too hot to trot mix of ultimo Josef und Erik FAV Le night dominator from swede bangerfactory, the touch!! ZHIS was pumping like i don't know how many times on ze wobc airwaves. VVE Love it und had like mad rainbow parties to it!!....zheres a slightly switched upp intro and ending BUT anywhonow, thiz is a must have for anyvuns dancings archive!!

le night dominator- the touch

   UND for zhis one i vaas like absurdly skeptical for like i'z totallzy tzhinking that zhis song und everyvun of zhe remixez ive hurrrd was like beyond played out. BUT for realz, our loverBOIz, LAZrtag has completely churned anozhar vun outgang und dropped my socks!! This new mia paper planes take iz truly quite good muzik und vvill have even zhee biggest herbtastic skeptix bangzing zheir headz!! BIG upz to lazRtag for getting downzy no matter who now or vahht it iz!! 

mia-paper planes(lazrtagtossage)

MICKAELLLL MINDDDFUUCCKK

Ya, so ive beenz totallly fumpzing to allz zeeez hott hotttttttt veatz dåt joseph haz benz poststing on da blob, but rigghtz noow im juzt zitting unz da beach und znaking un deez supercalientez fizshstickz und i vas juzt sinking boutz ven duringgz ze summaz ven i vas likez totallly cruuzingz da straightz un my superfresca nu fiat zcopingoutz suuu muny uberhotz fraulinez und backseatzbanging 2 dis nazzzty beatzopolis dat iz duh MICHAEL MIND- Ridez liKeZ Da Vind (KlAaS RemIX) but sumntimez i get dis shiverz un myz brautinschpunterz cuz i vuz likez totalllyz listening 2 dis song ven i vas cruzzing at nitetimez vit my ubperawesomez amigoz de Carrrlislez und ve like totally manslaughteerd diz funkie schmelling homezlisz dude und ve sought he vas likez totally dead und ve thruz hum un da rivver, butz he vas like soooooo alivez und he spentz duh whole summma remindingz uz aboutz dat time ve totalllly hithimz.  He vas likez "I knowz vat yoouz guyz didz lazt summmaz!" und i vas likez, ya, butz you stinkz morz dan anotherz Justice D.A.N.C.E. remixz. so ve vur likez totallly evenz.  he vas likez uber industrial grrrrungyz mit diz suuperscratchyz beeard. I totallyz pozted hiz picture uhbuvz. I meannz cumon like, gettz a haircutzz. youz lukz likez an awkwardz midddlez skool sazquach.

Muchos bezos del Palo enz Málaga, Zpain.  

Michael Mind - Ride like the wind (klaas remix)