HEJ to all mein apfelBOTTOMZ out zhere!!
vveell imz back fran ze land av muey PASSION, all night holleringz, und lisps!! CHYAA!! LIKE i vvass totallzee rocking itz outzy in ze land of ze HOTT HOT sun und an even HOTTIER HOTT boomBOOMz!! SPAIN 08 vas beyond fantasmiC!!!
ANYwho i vvass spending timez en das KAPITAL av MADRIDth mit mein MAIN HANZE fran ze homeland, BENJA "EL PELIRROJA"MINI, VERE vee TOTALLZE got downzy to ZE aLL nacht USavA election08 dansing PARTY !! vee DANCED ze nacht avvay HAVngz zee CRAYcrayziest FUN! EVEN like all zese news crewzs vere being like, "whoz are deze HANZES breaking it down to ze OBAMA vinningz VE MUST GET zem on film"!! ...IM sure zhey vaas sounding juzt like zhat but in Espanische und talking mit zere tonguez halfvvayz out zheir moufz!! CHYAAA!!! I ALZO kicked it mit some av mein HOMEboiz fran ze blackforesht!!... BIG UPPZ to CHRISTOhFF und DAHvveed!! big PEOW!!
ANYVAYZ.. afta such obamaJAMa celebrationz I VASS HEADED down southy (MAH FAV) to MALAGA!! TO VISIT who elze but ZE VERY OWN stud of apfelturnova fame, ERIK!! JA JA JA JA JAAA!!!!!
ERIK vvass like fantazmic und vee celebrated our BITTERsveet reunion by taking a dip en zee CHILLYmakeEineSmallVVILLY MEDITERRANEAN(reallyDOWNschteit)!!! BUT we soon remedied zhat by Hollering at SEXYOLDflamenco dancerz (!uppshteit!). ERIK iz doing so vell und ze stripklubbingz has really treated him bien!! HE LOOKS GREAT! und he grew a powerful MOUSTACHIO!! fO REALZ!! ANYwho, ERIK speaks mad ESPANISCHE und perhaps ven vee start our radio showz back upp ve Vill start to CALL him "ERIKque SUAVE-gay"....(his stage stipper namen!!)..CHYAA!!!
ANYWHO!! ENUFF of diz BULLstuff!! LETZ jamzy!! FIRST off iz an obligatory jam fran brit ADAM freeLAND (appropriate?)...anywho it iz vun for ze ages for eine NEW el presidente for ze ages!! PEOWW!!
UND zhis ozha vun iz for eineHALLOweiner poshzt zhat vvass totallzee missed by EATmJuE....OOPZEEE...even zho itz passed, get downzy to zhis SCARY ZOMBIEZ jam coming to you fran DESIGNERdrugz!!
OKAY!! HOPEingz ZHAT all iz BANGING for mein heinzes out zhere!!! KRAM KRAM o PUSS PUSS!!!! muaahh!!
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