HEJ hej mein beautiezz!!
SOoo as ive been contemplating zese last few days about mein experiences thuz far... Ive been troublingz ZHAT mein poshtingz un ze bloggenz have NOT been BRINGZING ze BOOTY CLAPPing HEAT!!! I MEAN LIKE CHYAA, zese are defunite GANGbangerz of TUNEZ... BUT LIKE i iz allvvayz demanding zee dirttay dirrtay fur all av mein HANZES(you!!) out zhere... ZE ozha nacht I HAD eine SURREALizm av a GIZM av an experiunze... I VAAzz shaking mein HEINEY to ze zick szick jammingz av MRTN fran FREAKING STHLMBEATCONNsexTION fame....!!PEOW PEOWWW!!!! und afta a pantzy sogging set I Vvent ova to hiim and BE like confessing my love for HIM( OmGEEZE!)... und he litrally looked into mein dancingSOUL und vaz like JOSEF, KEEP en TOUCH mit your dance endeavorzz!!!!! WHA WAH wah awh JA! JA!
Afta zhat, i had a dawning of ze ages!! I vvass like JOSEF, ze playschool iz ovah UND now vee have to think about graduating to zee bigLIGA!! UND immediately afta zhat, i vvass thinkingz about all av mein HANZES out zhere....zhose who I LOVE the mostZHEREfore, I BELIEVE YOU only be deserving ze best!!! und I RIGHT now , will be vowing to bring you only ze hottiest of hotty, ZE naughtiest of eine naughty!!! und ONLY STRAIGHT flameboyant entertainment!!!! DOUBLE PEOWWWWW!!!!
SO ANYwhoozy, Get down to this sickening DET SET remix av fancypantzy deadelus!! und alzo a sillywilly jammingz to GERMANbased sexingmachine SIRIUSMO!!! so so downzy to ze bouncy!!! NOW i be off to visit ERIK's neck of ze blackforesht en ESPANA!! ILL be back to do some reportingz on mein findingz!! PUSS o KRAM babiez!!!
ALSO CHECK out ze now inFAMOUS partay zhat mrtn vvass throwing down ze otha nacht at ESS klubb... BIG UPPZ to ze whole crew!!
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