!!!LIKE ive boom boomed min vvayz all ze way upp to scotlund und back downzy again to LONDONtown, leaving a sticky icky trail av JOSEF love!!! I HAD a szimply fantastic und crazee timez and had like oh soo many highlights!!!
CHOO know i had to be taming zhos dancefloz BUT my all timez cray cray moment vvas ven I TOTALLY HAD ein heart to heart mit JAMES FORD from freaking SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO!! KABLOW!!!!!!! CHYAA!!! HE vvas totally rocking ze sticks at london super klubb, matter, and I vvass like "so JAMEZy like vvatt vvould a little boi fran oberlichtenau hav to DO in order to get you to pump his all time fav, ITz ZE BEAT!!"".... und he vass like..."umm i don't know something totally vvild und cray cray.........SIKE... I VILL totally play it right now!!!.... SO i vass like "great"... und he proceeded to lay down a sickening remix of itz ze beat mit bandmate JAS..... I FRIGGIN got downzy like no ozher, und i vass shticky all over cuz I HAD totally shprunked un min underhosen veen I vvas chatting to JAMEZY!!!! OOPsY!!! BOOM BOOM!!!
ANYWHOzy.....ze rest of ze night had been spent completely uppshteitz un my pantzy und making lotz of friendz like a crazy ass BRITch named LOU....she talked zhru only half of her mouf and knew my name und loved giving high fives!! SHE vass like "im getting married"... and I vass like..."weird/great."
ANYVAYZ...don't mean to be bragginz but it vvas vun of ze best moments in my livingz! FOR realzy! UND now im back in stockholmtown und ready to start dropping some zsick jamz that hav been pumping from my flat lately!!! so get downzy my beautiez!!! LOVE YOU und MISSD YOU!!!
oh und if you don't already hav zis....any crookers iz an abzolute must havingz!!! CIAO ciao!
*BONUS GAME* VVHERE's JOSEF?!?... try to FIND JOSEF hidden amongst ze photos of hotty hot svensk partiers!!! CHYAA!!
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omg i totally fundz u!!! ven did u getz dat hott hottt wolvf jerzeeeey!!!
ps that vas so aweeesum ven we were likez totallly makingzout!!!! i had a schpundunder-down-under
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