BRINGING down ze HAUS....literally!! WOW WOW!!!

WHAT A NACHT!!! 

   APFEL TURNOVERs really brought ze boomBOOM like WOW WOW WOWWW!!! FIRST off vee had an uber sexySEX euro ELECTRO diskotek partay featuring some av ze hottest electro und DANCE acts on ze oberlichtenau kampus... i.e. jiggawatt, partyfreakz, lionface, und yours truly... UNfortunately vee had some structural difficulteez during mein dj set. APFEL-T truly brought ze bootyKLAPPING heat.. FRAULEINZ und HANZES were bootyKLAPPING so hard to ze funkyFUNK zhat zhey brought down ze dance floor!! LITERALLY!! Ze support beamz snapped!! JA JA JA!!!!

   UNFORTUNATELY ze partayy had to be relocated to anozha boomROOM but JOSEF prevailed!!MEIN apoligeeez to ze ownerz av ze partyHAUS but I zhink you hanzes should be proud av making such an EPIK hottyHOT partay!! WOW WOW.. BIG UPPZ!! *perhapz apfelturnovers should demand proper haus inspektionz b4 making boomBOOM??

   ANYwho, after zhat our radio vass fantastisk und vee continued to make infiniti hottyHOT beatTREATZ mit all our broz und hoez!!! DEFinitely a CRAY CRAY nacht!! CHYA CHYAA PEOWW!!

letz get downzy to swedish hunnyBUNz robyn und kleerup mit zhis voodoo und serano TOSSING av hothotHIT with every HEARTbeat!! OK ENUFF im outzeez!!! BOOM!

robyn ft. kleerup- with every heartbeat(voodooUNDseranoTOSS)

!!!bizzy bizzy APFELbeeez!!!

SO thingy zhings here en oberlichtenau have been heatingz upp to ze fullesht!!! BAM BAM!! WOW so many hottyHOT dj SPOTS und boomZOOM partymaking!! JA JA JA!!!!

    OUR nakey photo shootz en ze cool school PUBlickationz have been gettingz ze people sexyHOT und yearning for MORE fran ze apfel turnover crew!!!

    VEE got some good eventz lined up zhis friday...forst vee making ze dancing floor freak to ZE bootyBEAT friday nacht und zhen vere ready steady for anozha WOBC jamz fest @ 1-3am!!! KEEP it  HIP vhile we RIP ze oberlichtenau dancing floorz to shredz!!! PEOW PEOW PEOWWWww!!!

  JUST for eine schiesse get downzy to some guaranteed beatTREATZ youll be hearing zhis vveekund!!! CUM vun und vee make ze ALL CUM!!!!!!!!........vvhat?? BOOM!!!

the young punx- juice & gin (riva staar TOSS)

sting- desert rose (melodicCLUB toss)

CIAOciaooooo och kram!!!

WHAT A NIGHT!!!

HEJ hejj!!!

 ZE apfel turnover crew has been popping upp everywhere lately!!! Vee have been having soo much fun und you MUST check out our centerfold highlight in ze new isssue of the grape publication on zee oberlin campuss!!! WOW WOW OW OWW!!! hottyHOT!!!

   I've actually been hearing zhat dj inseminator is already being recognized for his hottyHOT BOD!!! PEOW peeeooww!

   ANYwho our first offficial radio show av ze new year really brought ze heat last night!!! IT vas DJ ERIK's bday celebration und he vass in really fine form!! special guest DJ calderian helped bring ze raucous to ze airwavezz! YUM YUM!!!  ALL av our bestieeez were there to help keep ze station wet with sweat!! mmmm mmm!!!

  ANYwho look outt for ze apfel crew doing more events und radio hot spotzz... HEREZ vun av our favs from last night courtesy av dj CALDERIAN!!! BOOM BOOOM!!!! tony lamezma TOSS!!! 

PUS PUSS!!!

HOTTY JAMZ zhat be making ME CRAY CRAY!!!

SO as ze new semester of dance schooling en Oberlichtenau WEARS und TEARS I find myself getting downzy to more und MORE EUROeuro electro house DANCEY spotz!!! MMM mmmmm! 

    FOR realzy I am ze uber sucka for more techno, fidget, und ozha electro brands BUT ze electro house JAMZ get mein booty MOVING to ze GROOVING right NOW!!! PEOW PEOW to ze OW OW!!!!! 

    GET hipzy to my tripzy tunez!! FORST ve be having a HOTThot boomtune fran soulmaniax zhat has gotten a good TOSSing fran chriss ortega und thomas gold!! VROOM VROOM

soulmaniax- what is what(chriss ortega und thomas gold TOSS)

NEXTy vee gotz such a hottyHOT jam spot fran AMERICAINE BOI next door Wolfgang Gartner!!! WHAT A BOOMZOOMfreakTUNE!! DEF makes me a sweaty yeti !!!!

wolfgang gartner- frenetica (orginalTOSS)

enJOI mein BABIEZZZ

puss puss

ZE PERFEKT VID??? FOR ze perfekt GANGbanger jamzy SPOT???

FOR SOME REASON VHEN watching zhis klaas EDIT vid... EVERYzhingz making sense in mein world!! 

  WISE words und BRILLiANT filmmaking I zhink!!! WHAT do you say?? I just feel like zhere are soo many wise messages about life und humaniteez involved.

 truly mindblowing und uppshteiting!!

lets just say never ever underestimate ze power of soaring sax ballads.....i zhink we cann all agree!! JA JA JA!!

LIKE A YOUNG MAN CUMING in for A QUICKVIEE

GET DOWNZY TO ZHIS RECENTLY DROPPED vid fran loverBOIZ SMD!!!!
mmmm.mmmmm
und apologeezz to our listenerz of ze newly aquired radio slot zhis friday....
some drunkard totallzee hacked our show und sabotaged it mit his rowdineesssss
NEXT WEEK IS BOUND TO make some bootyz KLAPP!!!

TONIGHT IZ EINE CELEBRATIONz!! NEW RADIO SLOTz!!!!

SOOO like ozha zen being supa uber pumped for eine big bday sexySEX celebration I BE HAVINGZ tommorrroWW!! PEOW PEOWW!!!  ME UND ERIK HAVE A NEW PARTY PARTY DANCE HARDy RADIO SLOTzzz via WOBC OBERLIN RADIO (via oberlichtenau)!!!!!!

    EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT (or saturday morning) aka TONIGHT!!! TUNE ze radioz to 91.5 WOBC from 1 to 3am!!! ZHIS is ze ultimo in danceDANCE party in mein pantz PARTY TIME!!! IF you're not in ze OBERLIN,ohio area zhen pleaze oh pleaze go to WOBC.org!!!  und select the currently playing show during 1-3am (eastern standard) for a live stream!!!!! STAY tuned for mega updates fran ze apfel turnover crew!!!!!

    BOOM BOOM to my zoom zoom und see you tonight!!!!

HEJEJ Der get dowwwwnzie riiiighht!!!!

2 nach josef und mineselv r hauving eine dance schet at ze alvayz funkie frush SCO' in oberlichtenaugh mit all our hanzez und fraulinez at ze party zat vill be scho hottt zat it iz guruntieeedz 2 burn of ze braulinez!!!!

her iz eine schong zat iz scho hoppity zat i juzty caunt schtopity...liztenuning 2 it!!!!!!!

jarule ft ashanti - alwayz on time (kazey und bulldog b-more lova mix)

und alzo zis vid iz like exactly vat all ze fraulinez und hanzez need avter eine schuper hard und sveaty mundai!!!!!

MONKIEEEZ ON ZE IIIICCCEEE!!!!!

ROCKzy mein SOCKzeez

SO me und ERIK are vvayVAY  CRAYcray bizay... forr realzyyy... 

  BEING back en Oberlichtenau has been taking a toll und I def be missingz ze STOCKHOLM livingz!!! booo HOO.... ESPECIALLY vhen such BANGbang showz have been schtopping en S/HOLM-town und every1 be talking boutz HOW sveatyWETTY STEVEaoki und BLOODY BEETROOTS und 2manydj's vere!!! I iz likes sooo jealouz!!! 

   ANYhoo, i guezz i can be bringzing mein own bloodybeetrootz HEATbeatTREAT HERE!!! letz get down to ze rockNroll lifestylez mit zhis cornelius vid!!!! BLAST ze ROMBO jam und imagine zhat vee bee makingSEXYsex party mit ze masked hanzeees!!!

rombo- theBLOODYbeetroots

BOOMBOOM I FEEL sooo much better now!!!

**ALSO if youz in Oberlichtenau get downzy mit ze APFELTURNOVER squad as zhey bring ze bootyKLAPPINGheat to ze OBERLIN dionysus musik klubb tomorrow evening (monday ze 9th)!!!!