Nobody living can eva schtop me!!!!!! Zis land vas made 4 you und mineslef!!!

GRAAAAAET OBAMA juz had hiz fab concert mit tunz und tunz uv schtarz but ze dance schene zer vas juzt ordinary iz true zat you can like totallly get down 2 ze classic rockz und r&B mit all your hanzez but i vas like ver iz ze bumb bumb beatz zet i know obama iz like totallly blaring ven he rollz round ze capitul mit Average Joe Biden ze plumber in ze BEASSSSST!!!!! scho i called him und aschked vat he vould hav played at ze party if we lived in a like totallly free- dancelopagus vurld und he vas like "erik, first of all i want to thank you for your question and, thank you for all of your advice and guidence over the course of my entire life" und i vas like no prob barry!!!! scho after ze typical vashington schmoooozing he schoared some uv hiz fav new tunez mit mineself, und now i schoare zem mit all uv ze dance diciplez zat call apfelturnovers.blogspot.com mecca!!!!!   Graaaaaet!!! enjoi!!!!

donovan feat g.rizo - breakin'

lulu rouge - bless you (Pilooski remix)

one night stand (club remix) - al ripken Jr.

Froztbytun und Rodeo ridyyyn!!

Vatz upschtien alll!!!!!  I hav been uberbuzy zis veeek mit all uv zeeez craaahhhhzy achtuvities mit mine hanzez und fraulinez fram ze southcentral pennnzzzzylvania.  Zis veek i schepnt ein beautiful day mit mine faschar on ze schlopes at ze uber fab vinter vunderland uv 7springz!!! graaaaaeeet timez! it vas like scho cold zat at ze end uv un long hard day uv schnowboarding mine face vas az uncomfortable az checkpoint charlie!! achtung! zat schure iz cold!!! i had izycalz on mine eybrowez und mine eylidez!!! yikeeezzzz!!!! Vell avter i had woarmed ein little bitz mit schome hot chocolate und kraut all vas vell und all ze fraulinez can be rest aschurd zat mine face iz totally okayz und haz eschcaped completamente unharmed.  schank god!!!!

Vell onez i vas back mit mine hanzes ve dechided zat ve muzt go 2 ze number van partyuv southcentral PA...ZE FAAAAAARRRRMMM SCHOOOOOWWWW!!!!!! GRAAAAAET! it vas out uv zis wurld!!! all ze best chickenz, cowz, rabbits, horses, sheep und goatz frum all over ze schtate competing for ze top prizes in each species!!!! ze excitment vas unbearable!!!! und zat nach ve got down at ze rodeo mit all ze cowboyz und cowgurlzzzz!!!! que wow!!! 

und in honor uv zis central pa fiesta i hav encluded ze eva popular "TRACTOR SQUARE DANCE"!!!! yeeeahhh!!!!

und alzo hear uz ze graaaaaaaaeeeet american balllad by Lee Greenwood!!! it iz like scho popular zat ze dont even let people embed ze file on other webschitez!!!!! wow

zat iz llike scho populllllar!!!!!

scho juzt follow zis link 2 vatch ze fab music video uv one uv ze graaaaetezt american schongz eva schung!!!!!! GOD BLESS ZE USA!!!!!!

Lee Greenwood - GOD BLESS THE USA

GOOODBYE SWEDEN!! BACK fran S/HOLMtown!!!

  HEJ HEJ, I BE BACKZ fran STOCKHOLM-TOWN!!!!

   I must be apoloGIZZing because i vvass completely packing und saying farevvellz to mein svensk blondiesz, SO Ive been like embareASSingly late mit mein poshtingz!!  BUT I ALREADY be missingz all av mein hanzeeez back en SVERIGE!! jag saknar ni!!!... SO SAD!!!! 

   ANYhoozy, ze dawningz of NEWveau eras have been taking surious place back en OBERLICHtenau... I already be havingz a WAY CRAY CRAY dj spot vvhich completelyz blew PANTIEZ OFF ze ozha nacht!! WOW WOW WOW!!! FOR REALZ, ZE bodiez vere moving as ze BOOMtunez vere GROOVING!!! JA JA JA!!! 

   ANYWAYzy my BABEZy i feel likez i need to be doing a VVILD return poshtingz BUT I have like been reallzy busy...SO I swearz to makes it upp to youz!!

  RIGHTnow I be travelingz und visitingz loverBOIZ all over zhis wild country.... UND perhapz I be bringzin ze DJ setz zhat are BONErafide BOOTYboomzoomHEATmakerz!!! CHYAA CHYAA!! ME LIKEZY!! SO STAY TUNED for future DJ spotz zhat could be near you!!

   I vill be keepzing youz all informed av mein adventurezz... TILL zhen get downzy to bouncyz. 

  Zhiz bootyBOUNCing GROOVE blew mindz ze ozher nacht so ENJOI!!!! HIJACK NEVER evrrrr disappoints mit his LOVEsauceTOSS!!! TALK 2 youz SOON!!

PUSS PUSS

blatta inesha - blow up (HijackLOVEtoss)

Lez Gut NAZZZZZTYYYY!!!!!!

Hej der all u partyharty zenophobes lez get down und vury durtty mit ze uber hottt hottt kid sister!!! rawwwr!

Kid sister feat esso- get fresh (remix)

IZ like totally frio outsidez so letz juz chillllzzz!!!1 rightz?! graaaaeet! i luv brazil!!

hej hej djay play zat jammz i luv scho müch!!!! yahh!!! superkül!!!! right? yahhh okayz!!!! so like i totallly hav zis new tunez zat i hav been playing zin ze atrak 4 ze pazt, i dunt no?, 2 DAYZZZZ!!! it iz like so uberhotttsveaty bamboomflugernach zat i can barelylegaly contain minselv!!!!! zez are like ze hottt hottt brazilian beatz zat remund mi uv ze schummer fraulinez en zoz hottt schunny beachez uv schunder schpain!!!! yah!!!

you've got to... (jj flores mit steve smooth remux) - THE YOUNG PUNX!

und zis iz like ze schame hottt schummer chilltunez flava mit mas hielo!!!! super bueno!!!

75, Brazil street - nicola fasano vs pat-rich

hokay dokayz!!!! graet zat schould be like schufishaint tunez for un pequeño yeti fiesta!!!!!!

alzo here iz a graaet vid uv zander frum zurich showing off sum uv hiz crazy new karaty movez!!!! ahhh zat vas scarrry!!!

BACK in ze BIZNASS!!

TO truly get zhings pumping for 2009, letz do a lil finetuning to an older posht i made vhile i vvas travelingsss. 

   ZHIS adrian lux jamzy STRAWBERRY has been a hottieUND-ALVAYZ-naughtie boomtune for a vhile but more und more tossingz keep cuming upp!! 

   TELL me vhaat you zink aboutz zhese. FIRST off vill be my steady FAV toss by KOCKYundTRASH.. ZHIS bootyclapper bringz ze steady heat of ze original with an added VROOM VROOM to zee BOOMtune!!! PEOWWW PEOWW

get downzy:

adrianLUX-strawberry(KOCKY&TRASHtoss)

NEXT, hott off ze pressingz I BE throwing upp this MARCUS ROMBO lovetoss mit oh so much lovesauze. ITz a completely different feelingz mit ze BUMPoMeter BUT I iz zhinking I iz LUVing it ocksa!!!! 

adrianLUX-strawberry(MARCUSromboTOSS)

BOTH tunez are sure to bringz zee CRAY CRAY HEAT to shake ze BOOTYMEAT!!! CHYAAA JA JA JA JA!!! 

puss puss im OUTzeeez

IN mit ze 9 und UT mit ze OLD!!! CHYAAA

HEJ Hej mein babezzz!!

   JOSEF here just vishing vun und all a verry happyz NEW YEARZZ!! IM likez sooo happyz to be bringing en ze NYTT AR mit eine gangBANG!!! PEOWW PEOWWZ!!

   Mein celebrationz vas FANTASTISK und you can def see it mein expression!! I vas so happy to be back en ze nord mit svensk hottyblondieez partying in ze 09 classy style!!! israel vas getting a lil cray cray for me, cuz zhey vvere def celebrating mit early fireworkz!! UND i vas not feeling zit anylonger....pooo pooo

   BUT now zhingz are BONbon in ze SVERIGE und IM def GOING to going out mit eine BANG myself here en mein last week en STOCKHOLMTOWN!! BOOM BOOM!!!

  ZHERE vill be ze dancing av eine lifetime und i zhink zhat zhis vvill be a vveek to remember!!

I want to give a bigg upsheit uppz to ERIK und his bloggenz! GREAT stories und enough justice jamz to last eine lifetimez!!! yikes!! I alzo love his tres flattering photo opz! BOOM ZOOM to ze VROOM VROOM!!!!

  ANYHOO, enough foolingz cuz ze dancefloz iz coolingz!! I figure vee need to start ze 2009 off right by jamming to ze BEST!! LETZ get down to mein fav NORVEGIAN hairyman LINDSTROM und a underbar M.A.N.D.Y. toss av ultimo jam I FEEL SPACE!!!  I LOOOOVE ZHIS SONG!!!! 

I FEEL SPACE- LINDSTROM(mandytossing)

NEXT vee kick it into high gear mit eine ILL crookerz tossing av clark able hotspot limonhead!! 

clark Able- lemon head (CROOKERStoss)

USE zheeese boomtunez to start ze new year right und you vill be sure to be blessed by ze dancing gods all year longz!! ENJOI LOVERZ och GOTT NYTT AR!!! PUSS PUss puss o KRAM KRam kram!!!!! LOVE YOOOZ!!