euro JORTZ und ELECTRO shortzz

HEj hej babiezz....

   so szhittingz here en mein stockholm manloft im looking out av ze vindow counting hours till herr DjERik iz cuming to visit!!...im en an oh so relaxxunz mood rocking out to some truly killer smmooth electro club/pop JAMZ fran KANADA mellow fellowz DVAS....zhe type av muziks zhat is making vun want to keep VARM en your beddingsheetz und listening closely mit eine fellow HANZshe/he (teehee!)... 

   anyswayze babezeez...you should seriousleeze give dem a listen und for now ill lend you zhis killer COLLEGE remix zhey have tossed i kopped fran mein fav norfern svensk dance bloggenz fran team UmeaBeatCollective....get downzy to my bouncy und jattebra uppz till da UBC  squad..... PEOWWW!

COLLEGE- the energy story(DVAS toss)

ill be SURE to be documenting ze vvild timez myschelf und ERIK kvill be havingz!! LOVES IT!!!!! kiss kiss och kram!

!!FOR MAKEhardyparty SATURDAY NIGHT WAH WAHH!!!! ENJOI!!

Zhis iz JUST a quickie hitITundQUITit post chyaa cha chaaaa!!!! HOPEFULLY zhis will set your weekend nacht ABLAZE!!! GET DOWNZY mit EINE freaky freak mix fran JOAKIM... UND ZHEN topp it all OFF mit eine SWEATYSWEATY slamJAM fran alvvayz vvild crookers!!! BOOM BOOM... FRAN a frankrike persuasion to AN  ITaLIAN boomboom!! I LOVEz ITZz!!! GREATT do it TO IT LOVERz BOIS och flickor and RUB UPP und DAHN ahn zome hottyHOT HOTTIE on ze DANCIngFLOORZ und ALVAYZ alvayz stay CRAY CRAY!!  KISS KISS puss puss och PEOW PEOW!!

dj Mehdi- POCKETpiano(JOAKIMtoss)

outhereBrothers- ENJOY(crookersTOSS)

PS...und i just CAME...ACROSs zhis fly BUMPthump of a BOOMtune fran BEATDOCTORS tossing clubsauze all ova rihanna!! who vouldn't??? mm hmm!!!

ENJOI!!

rihanna-don'tshtopzeMUSIK!(beatdoctorsTOSS)

KILLING mad BIRDS mit eine schtone!! AKA svensk MELTINGPOTTY

Hej HEJ LOVELeez!!
OKAYz, so fur just like clearun ze AIRR, steameed UPP by DJErik...YAH Maybee vee are being considered for ze cabinet POSITIONS ass vell as OZAH POSITIONS (WINKYwink!!)..BUT LIKE ve can't BE getting 2 excited becuz supposedly JUSEF BIDEN iz a TRANCE/shityHAUSqueen und like asking for exclusifly guido trax to be played on the daily... UND zhat is blatantly against EATmJuE regulatoreez....GET yur JUICE fix ELSEWHERE JOE-BI! sheesh VAR iz SCRANTON anyway???
ANYWHOOzy, dahn to bizNAZz.... I HAVE got a hottyHAHT steam pile of SEXXYsex cuming AT YOU!!! ITZ trooly et svensk SMORGASbord zhat VEE B dishing out!!
IT IZ da BOEOES theme once again mit eine a JOSEFundERIK first offv throwing up ZE everr SLICK track 'RADIUS' fran newest COMMUTINGcolourEP, big uppz to ADRIANrecordings (dontHATEus). for gettinz zheeze ill tunes out zhere.... *an Allknowing HANZE once told me, if you LUV it zen you LUV it........und i LUUVV it!!!

RADIUS-BOEOESkaelstigen

ZHEN we hit U mit eine GROSsVVirst acroos ze face by getting downzy to some freshsvensk mamaUNDpapa tossingz!! (I DIE!) FIRSTY, vee are having ze mysterioso svenskduo of DMITRY FYODOROV's recreation of ze very SAME BANGBANGGANG!!! GET hipp to ze groooove!! VUN gets so sweaty no matter waht DMTRYfyodorov jam be pumping!! ZAY B quintesssentiale  dirrtydirty! BOOM BOOM ZZOOM!

RADIUS-BOEOES(dmitry fyodorov's radius relaxtion toss)

BUT BRACE urself for eineTRESTRESfavourite av JundE's KRAYKRAYzyFIESTA iz back like NEVA befoh!!! SITBACK und enjoi a lengthee SURPRIZINGLEE calm und soothing electronic/loungy jam fran ze USUAL svenskELECTROdancetillUdrop chartTOPPERS az zey woooo YOU mit eineBOEOEStossing!!! MMMmm hmm, taszteee!I LUV lengthee SURPRIZEs!!!

CECTA-BOEOES(krazyfiestaTOSS)

I FOR serious be hoping all iz vell on homefront CUZ I MEESE und LUV everyvun!!!

OH und if yooz being in STOCKHOLMville zhis weekund, be sure to HITitUNDquitIT @ Allhuset zhis FREDAG 28nov....cuz STHLMbeat vill be throwing downzy mit HOUSEWIVES und friendz!! CHYAAA.. CHYAAA!!! TAKING you dahn to SEXItown!!! KRAM och some more KRAM!!!! muah!!!

i huv zum Graaaeeet newz!!!! und zum graaaaaet tunez uvcourze!!! jayyyjaja!

Hay, so like imz schore yu allz hav ulredy herd zet OBAMA iz totallly highering rightznow und az u may hav suzschpectud Josef und minselv hav been ze numbavun choize for ze cabnut pozitionz uv ofacial vight house djayz und homlandz zecurity! Ve vur likez cunt ve juz bee ze djayz!?!!?!! und tom ridge vuz like “dount even a AZK!!!  I totally said ze same thing ven ze hiurd mi und ze said “nine frauline” und I vuz like “finez, I guz Josef und ërik vulll juz hav 2 du both!!! Yah!!  Vatch outz terroriztaz iv u dount likez 2 party zen u are totalllyz on ze amerikaz mozt vanted lizt!!! Peow peow!!! Und ve are goingz 2 catch zu und bringzu 2 oberliktinau, germany und pour ze club sauce all ova u!!!! jajajaja! Juz jozing, la OBAMA totally saidz zet ve arentz going 2 tourtur zem anymorez, but seriouzly vat can u really doue 2 peoplez zat are living in ze cavez!!! Jajajajaja!!! Graaaaaet!!!! I luv neanderthalz!!!! But serouzly, oar virzt oardar uv buzinez az ze new headz uv homolandzecurity vill be 2 capture und detaaaain zoz whooo are rezpozibule four all uv ze D.A.N.C.E. remuxces!!!! Jajaja! Vatch outz! Zat iz soooo lazt yeur!!! Graaaaeeet! Vell  heur iz sum graaeet tunez 2 getzu prepared four ze new vurld orderz uv Josef und ërik!!!!!!!

Je Veux te voir (original mix) – yelle

Perfect (tonite only remix) – princess superstar

We share our motherz health (trentemoller remix) – the knife

Ze onlyzing holding uz back rightz now are zez risqué videoz zat may refluct poorelyz on ze OBAMA adminiztracionz, iv ve are given ze pozitionz, but ve vur like show uz un graaaet djay vitout un sveatyhottt dance video und ve vill shoew u a lame djayyyy!!!! Peow! Pluz, tom ridge totalllly got ze position dezpite ze outing uv und zuperduper grozzz video uv him schopping at ze toyzáreuz mit und graaaet bug up schteeeein!!!!! Zat iz totalllly more nisch nisch!!!

Remember zat ze global varmingz vud be like ten timez vurse mit out ze individual und groupz danze effortz around ze vurld und uv courze letz give un schpecial shoutzout 2 ze chineze schmog sheildz!!!!!! Graaaaaet! Sankz!!!! I guuueeezzzzz!!!!

Muchoz bezoz desde schunder schpain, jajaja!!!! Saluuuuuuuuuuddddzzzzzz!!!!!

graaaet hoe yahhh hur iz ze graaeet yelle video, tre hottttt!!!! peow! ziz fraulin iz totalllyy crah crah und now i am totallly upschteeeein!!!! graaaeeet!! i luv ze french!!!

JUST cuz...chyayy/// BOEOES i MALmo////

i must be admitting zhis iz like not best qualiteez but like watevvzzz..
be BACK LATERrzz for more!!! PUSS PUSS!!!

Graaaaaaaeeet! i luv Romans!

Yah! graaaaeeet! So likezu hov totally red Josef und ërik vur fiestando en ze bellla costa del soul uv ze party central dat iz sunder schpain!  Vell ve schtarted mit ze crahcrah schtreet party botellon vur Josef und miself totally vent hasselhoff on all ze schpanish fraulinez! Graaaaeeet! Yah und zen diz hombre totally tried to butterfly kiz mi soooo Josef und mislef wur like vutever und ve hiphopped en ze central party zone uv málaga guving free danze cliics 4 ze cordinationally chalundzed.  Zum timez Josef und mi juz cant schtop being like totally filanztropical! Yah! Jajaja! Vut nuw Josef hazvent bach 2 schveden! Aut first I vuz totally bumbed und vent ento min rumba und schtarted schinging along mit raammschtein, zen I vuz likez vut vud wolfgang müller do?  Here I amz en ze beautifullz zundeer zschpain mit zez hott hottttt schpainsh fraulinezz und I am lizening 2 RAAAMSHTEIN! Vat evars! Zo I vent ovaz 2 min computerz und schtarted lizening 2 ze einapfelturnoverz all tiem favs simian mobile disco und zer remix uv ze crahcrah tune Downtown bi ze numbavun sexqueen Peaches.  Und I vuz totally upschtein und readyz 2 fiesta en ze numba vun destinacion fur sveaty sveaty outsidez crahhhhzinez! Ya zo here iz ze song dat totally upschteined me ento ze atmpospherz! Graaaaeeet! I luv schtreet fightz!

Downtown (simian mobile disco mix) - Peaches 

Jajaj! I almost forgot! Vut a downschtein iv I did! Und here iz our very ownz Josef getting hiz gruuuve on en ze hott hoottttt sunder eurpea. Graaaet! Enjoi!

TILL EZSPANIEN und BACKZ AGAINZ!!!

HEJ to all mein apfelBOTTOMZ out zhere!!

vveell imz back fran ze land av muey PASSION, all night holleringz, und lisps!! 

  CHYAA!! LIKE i vvass totallzee rocking itz outzy in ze land of ze HOTT HOT sun und an even HOTTIER HOTT boomBOOMz!! SPAIN 08 vas beyond fantasmiC!!!

  ANYwho i vvass spending timez en das KAPITAL av MADRIDth mit mein MAIN HANZE fran ze homeland, BENJA "EL PELIRROJA"MINI,   VERE vee TOTALLZE got downzy to  ZE aLL nacht USavA election08 dansing PARTY !!  vee DANCED ze nacht avvay HAVngz zee CRAYcrayziest FUN! EVEN like all zese news crewzs vere being like, "whoz are deze HANZES breaking it down to ze OBAMA vinningz VE MUST GET zem on film"!! ...IM sure zhey vaas sounding juzt like zhat but in Espanische und talking mit zere tonguez halfvvayz out zheir moufz!! CHYAAA!!!  I ALZO kicked it mit some av mein HOMEboiz fran ze blackforesht!!... BIG UPPZ to CHRISTOhFF und DAHvveed!! big PEOW!!

   ANYVAYZ.. afta such obamaJAMa celebrationz I VASS HEADED down southy (MAH FAV) to MALAGA!! TO VISIT who elze but ZE VERY OWN stud of apfelturnova fame, ERIK!! JA JA JA JA JAAA!!!!!

   ERIK vvass like fantazmic und vee celebrated our BITTERsveet reunion by taking a dip en zee CHILLYmakeEineSmallVVILLY  MEDITERRANEAN(reallyDOWNschteit)!!! BUT we soon remedied zhat by Hollering at SEXYOLDflamenco dancerz (!uppshteit!). ERIK iz doing so vell und ze stripklubbingz has really treated him bien!! HE LOOKS GREAT! und he grew a powerful MOUSTACHIO!! fO REALZ!!   ANYwho, ERIK speaks mad ESPANISCHE und perhaps ven vee start our radio showz back upp ve Vill start to CALL him "ERIKque SUAVE-gay"....(his stage stipper namen!!)..CHYAA!!! 

  ANYWHO!! ENUFF of diz BULLstuff!!  LETZ jamzy!! FIRST off iz an obligatory jam fran brit ADAM freeLAND (appropriate?)...anywho it iz vun for ze ages for eine NEW el presidente for ze ages!! PEOWW!!

AerOBAMA-daftpunks(ADAMfreeLANDtoss)

UND zhis ozha vun iz for eineHALLOweiner poshzt zhat vvass totallzee missed by EATmJuE....OOPZEEE...even zho itz passed, get downzy to zhis SCARY ZOMBIEZ jam coming to you fran DESIGNERdrugz!! 

ZOMBIES!- designer drugs

OKAY!! HOPEingz ZHAT all iz BANGING for mein heinzes out zhere!!! KRAM KRAM o PUSS PUSS!!!! muaahh!!