Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Hej Hej Hola Hizy!!!! Get moneyz und get paidzzzzz!!!


so like i honorz uv ze documentury uv ze justice tou aroun ze north americaz i hav been liszenig 2 ze graet remixez by ze fab duo JUSTICE!!! Graaaeet!!! ze are like totally wackocrahcrah und i luvz it!!! und i vill be cutting off ze talk 2 go read zis gaaaet novel zat i am totaallly making zzee literary luv 2, ALL ZE PRUTTY LITTTLLE HORSIES!!! i luv zis schtory!!!! vell since zis iz o so schort like i vill totalllly be encluding un graaaet new foto mit ze fabuberdjay dat iz halvsies uv ze josef und ërik experince... JOSEF!!!!!!! graaaaaaaaaeeet!!! i luv ze candid schotz uv zis uber glam stolckholm street style protégé!!! raawwwwr!!!! ze passion en ze eyez iz no mischtakalbez!!!!!! laaaterrzzzz!!!




und i vill alzo be encluding ze graet mellow party tune by ze o so fresh 2 ze deaf FLOSSTRaDAMUS!!!!! 



sorrize for ze long timez mit no blogziez josef vaz en ze muddle earth mit frodo und i vas like totallly occupied mit my new hallmark rental comaniez!!!! we luv you alllz und wisch evuryvun graaet new yearz und felices fiestaz!!!!

hasta protoz!!!

juzt peep zis iv you can und totalllly try 2 seee it!!!!!!! outzzzziez!



Monday, December 29, 2008

Ze boyz are back in ze towwwwwn (sort uv)




SO minselv un josef hav been totallly waiting for ze day ven we may return amung ze mortalz uv ze obamanation und give ze gift uv hot pumping beatz und flashbam sankumam dance moves zat keeps on guving.  Zat time iz like totally here, except josef iz actually in ze middle eazt totally spreading ze christmaz cheer und dance fever.  but he iz leaving soon! und right ven zings are finally schtarting to blow up! (too soon.) vell ve cant all be owen wilson in ze tre dramatix "behind enemy lines" sooooo josef vill be schtate side soon enuff und ve will have our zander here azvell but 4 nowzez i am ze cristofer colombuz uv ze dancingfirst century und i hav landed und spread ze dance fever to all ze natives through ze hip palestinian peace scarvez zat i brought back from schpain!!! Graet! 
on a totalllly professional note i hav schpent ze lazt night vatching "Justice - A Cross the universe" und it vas okayz, i vas like ya it seemz hardcore und all zat but i hav done all zez schings on ze lazt night i vent out dancing mit my carlizle hanzez!!! vatever! but totally uveryvun schould check it oooouuuutttt!!! Un dscince ve are on ze justice topix i vill hav 2 pozt und remix mit spank rock und moz defffff!!!! it iz like miin fav right nowz!!! und alzo i vill give 2 all ze hanzez und fraulinez ze scuper hottttt video uv UTAH SAINTS und zer schong something good '08!!! Graeeeeet!!! enjoizzzizezzezez!!!!




Monday, December 22, 2008

UPPdatez from ze ANCIENT sweatyLANDz!!


SHALOM fran ISRAEL!!
SOO i so vvish all av mein hanzes could BE mit me traveling ze wild landz of IZRAEL getting sweaty und CRAY cray vvhile partying it uppz at ze kibbutzizzzzz!
zander from zurich has shown myself und DJerik a vvild time and all ze hothot izrael HOTTIEZz is loving ze northernz euro PERSUASIONS vee be bringzing zhere way!! SWEATY YETI'z!! BIG uppz to ZANDER und ze IDF crew OR und RRCHHOOONN!!! SEXY SEX!!!
I SO VVISSh i could be updateingz you beauties mit gushy gush detailz BUT i simply don't have ze time!! TOMORROW i be wakingz upp mad earlyz to head to CAIRO for some riverside getdownz on ze NILE und late nite BAZAAR musik klubbingz!! JA JA JA JAA!! BUT i be letting you know all av mein crazie stories upon my return to STOCKHOLM/town!!! CHYAAA!
ME iz zinking zhey iz gonna have no IDEA vvhat is hitting zem ven djJOSEF hits ze desertTOWN!!! TIME for getting cray cray on ze boom boom und bringzing some HEAT zhat localz aint used to! ZE pharaoh mummy kingz av past iz gonna be SHAKIng to ze quakingz!! PEOW PEOW!!! I LUV IT.
JUST becuz i is feeling ze middleeasternBEAT doeznt mean i have forgottenz mein hotty svensk favouritez!!! ENJOI ze ever populaire stockholm kid, adrian lux, und this strawberry vid I be PUMPingz on ze daily! ILL be back soon mit underbar LOVEtales fran EGYPTland!!! PUSS o KRAMAR!!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

APOLOGEEZz und STOCKHOLM bluezz


SO once igen I been having to manage to slack on ze bloggenz poshtingzzz... MY B... Zhere have been many many busy moments un ze final stockholm dayz... from danse kruizin mit my berliner hanzes(shout outz to lou lou o Olivier!) to working on various dance study finalzz.. bleehh....  but for realzy thingz are vvinding down here in S-TOWN like woah UND zhis somber vvinter mood has been sinkingz in!! UND ive had to say aufwiederzehn to many av mein hanzes who left for zheir homelandz!
    ZE s/holm man loft iz no more!! BUT tomorrow I be flyggaring dahn to the hoty hot party/HOLYland TEL AVIV to visit ZANDER fran zurich mit Dj ERIK!! itz iz going to be eine svveaty wetty festunz as vee get down to ze ISRAELI desert und beach parteez!! and zen im off to EGYPT to be rockingz ze kasbahz.. me iz hearing cairo iz new hottyhotelectrospot! WAH WAH! so i scout it out!!... PEOWW!! I cant be waitingz to szee ZANDER und his golden skin! As well has being absolutely covered in SUCKulent Shawarma juices und HOOMAS!! It'll be truly FANTASTISK! MM mm TASTEEZ!!
  ANYwhoozy imz going to be doing some poshthingz abroadz so ill make sure to be onz ze tops of mein gamez. PUSS pusss!!!
 OH und en order to feel ze slow pain of leaving stockholm soon zhat i be feelingz, get down to ze smooth jam fran svensk duo air france! itz an autumn cantata tossing! BUT I vill be back to s/holm in a few weekzy in order to lay down some surious final dancydance and ze poshtingz vvill be hotfire!!  I SchWEAR!


Thursday, December 4, 2008

S/HOLM electro und MOULINEX....IGEN!!!!

TODAY vee have some sick beat treatzz  for chya!! KEEPING it oh so short und svveet imma throw up thiz new vid from STOCKHOLM electro QUEENIE, EMMON!!! Join her ahn her dark und magical journey through her new single SECRETS und LIES!!!...woooooooo!! new album due in FEB 09!!



NEXT!! vee have a neww hotty hot toss on M.TELLIER's KILOMETER... deutsch crew MOULINEX is totallzee at it igen mit this sexual grrooove zhats making ze bodies move!!! BOOM BOOM!! JUST you vait untilz like 3min in vhen you get hit mit a soaring synth! LISTEN closely as moulinex fingers run up und down ze sensual synth pad!!! DON't EVEN get me started... i vaass already uppshteit ven i started zhis poshtingz!! PEOW!! TRUE!!! PEOW!!!


OKAY, havta schpritz now!! OOPZYsss.... LOVE YOUZ!!! PUSS PUSS!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

!!!AMERICAN flava und ERIK in DA SVERIGE!!


   SO soo soorryz for like being latez mit eine poschtingz BUT ive been OH SO buzy HERE mit ze boomzoom in STOCKHOLMtown zhat IVE totally been SLACKINGZ!! DJ ERIK has just bouncy'd fran Town after spendingz an uber FAB time dancing , loving, und getting downzy to ze bootyclapping SVENSK heatmakers!!
   ON fredag ve totallzee attend ze aceLOVESfightklubb @ ALLhuset!! PEOW peooww!! once again mrtn fran STHLMbeat vass throwing down eine Killachinchilla set playing all av our FAVZ!! ERIK vass totallzee bringing ze HEAT mit his flashy ezpanische flava he has picked up rocking ze floors of sunder ESPANIEN!! ZE svensky svensk HOTTIEz mit BODIEZ vere luving him und even doing some cray cray high kickz JUST to try und impress him!!! WAH WAHH!!! FO realz!! HE vvass zee talk av ze town UND zhat vass only ZE FIRST NACHT!! MM hmm!!! VAT iz you expecting?? ITZ freeking DJerik!!
      ZEN it vvas time to throw down on SATURDAY nacht mit new USofA friends HOT PINK DELOREAN!!! Meinself und Erik totallzy vere doing some impressive ballet numberz waiting for ze tunnelbana ven VE ran into zhese american boi TOIZ!! OOPzy ve had no idea BUT avcoursche zhey were LUVING uz! *IF you LUV JOSEF und ERIK, YOU LUV US!!!*
  ANYvvayz vee got a front row dancing party STARTed mit some nearly NAKED svenskBOIZ (zhey LOVED erik!) vvhen HOTpinky vvas getting STINKY @ KONSTIG KLUBB!! IT VASS a show to rememberz... /BIG UPPZ to ze BEANtown crew FOR throwingDOWNZY!! CHYAA CHYAAA!!!!  *dj ERIK VAS such a hit mit soo many FRAULEiNZ (and their friendz!!) BOOM ZOOM!! GET HIP to ze HOTPINKYdelorean! vee hope to hear more fran zem!!!


   SO needless to be saying again, ZHIS veekend vass FANTASTISK!!! vee topped it all OFF by hitting upp some XMAS activities UND making friendz on ze VILD MAUSe rolloCOASTERZ!! EVERYvun vas having so much fun... und it vass CHILLYmakeEineSmallVILLY!! ERIK vas totallzee rocking ze mongolian style to keep VARM!! ANYvvayz, it is back to ze GRINDING az zhe semester keepz on vvinding!! LOVE you und TALK 2 you beautiful HANZES sooooon!!! PUSS puss och GOD holiday season 2 YOU!!