Saturday, January 31, 2009

RE-UNITEDZz und feellingz GOOOOD


   SO myself und DJ Erik have reunited after oh so longz und vee NOW is having uber sexpot MANloft SUITE en Oberlichtenau!!! ITZZ ze ultimo en BEATfactory so CUM vun und CUM ALL cuz vee be getting freakzy on ze daily!!
   Und also i be havingz some gangBANGER dj setz AS av latez, BUT who knows vhat vill go down ven both me und DJ ERIK be HAVINGZ OUR setz TOGETHZERSS!! definite BOOMBOOOM DOOOM!!! JA JA JA!!
   SO in celebration imma TOSS upp some electro house und PURE hotHOT DANCE traxmurder to ze MAXburgare!!! PEOW PEOWW how i miss it!!! 
GETZ funky to eine hunky NIKOLAI dimitrov mit his sexySEX beatTREAT.... I LUV ZHIS GUY!!!


UND FOR bonusBOOMboomtime lets bouncy to brazilian house freakFREAK EDU k mit zhis special mix mit MC eric!!! WOW WOW!!! what great intro no?!?!? LETZ do zhis!!!
 

OK SO expect to hearing av BIG zhings fran E.A.T.m.J.u.E.  
STAY TUNED HANZESSS..... luv youzz
puss puss

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Hood Reppin' und Subvay Luvin' mit Adam TENSTA!!


GRRRRR!!! Graaaaeeet!!! Zis video totally reminded me uv travuling on ze schweedisch schubay trainz mit josef und all ze wacky schubway schenaniganz mit hiz swedish hanzez.  Graaaaaeeet! Yah iluved ze public transchit zer!!! und ze song iz alzo upout like being in ze houd und being eine immagraaaent in schtockholmz!!!! yah right!!! i luv zat!!!
hej hej und hej dä!!!! lalala!!!


BANG BANGZ!!!!
und uv course id luv 2 warm urvurybodiez up 4 ze new schemezter mit veun uv ze mozt requezted groupz uv lazt 
schpring mit und german tvizt!!!! que ze zander fischt pumping cuz uverybodie iz about 2 get down mit ze venga boyz!!!!!!


Friday, January 23, 2009

..GETZ UPP zhen GEtz DOwn...



CHYAa JA KIDZZ!!! hej hej
   VEE goin to bounce to zhese HOT off PRESS tracks I juste gotz!! WOW wow!! 
FIRST OFFzees LEtZ bangBANG to ze hardyHARD trax I copped fran felix CARTAL!! MEE is zhinking hes for reelzy bringzing true heat nowAdayz mit his tossingz.  BEWARE av zhis BOOMTUNE..
ONLY PRESS play if you iz downz to GET UPPZ!!


NOWW to cool off zhose hardvverking BOOTYpieces!! (WOOWeeee!!)
  PLEASE PLEASE get yo handz on zhis sexyShMooth track fran QUEBECois LE MATOS!!! FOR SHO zhese hanzes lay some serious electro GROOVEtune!! TRULY GETS HIP TO ze Le MAtos soundz for PUREelectroBEATz!! LISTEN how ZHEY beautifully transform ze original acoustic/pop chillBOOM fran fellow CANADIANhottyHOT coeur de pirate!
    I vould zhink you can DEF get ze bodeez moving to zhis BEATtreat too BUT be downz TO GET downz!! 

   
Mmmm mm oh so shmootheee!! 

UND just cuz i feelingz generous HEREz zheir brandNEW BANGer quiet earth ocksa!!! 


PUSSpuss o KRAMAR

Thursday, January 22, 2009

MORE BOOMboom to ZOOMzoom!!


Hej BooBEARZ!!!
SOO ive absolutelyz been in LOVEZ mit all ze HiJack loveTOSSez!!
   Zhis iz KEIN secret FOR i be eating UPP any Fidgety-HUASEy track i CAN be gettingz mein hands on zhese dagar!! .. YUM!! 
  HiJack fran GREAT BRITania iz constantly holding it downzy und iz SUCH a heatmaker... 
IMMA keep zhis posht SHORT und oh so SVEETyy  und post a track from zhis BoiToi IGEN!!... ANOZAH clark able toss CUMin at'CHYAAA CHYAA!!!
BRO'DOWN to ZHIS HO'DOWN mein HAnzeeess!!!! 

Ending in ing!!!!!! Ze beat factory iz open und ready 4 buizzzznazzz!!!



HEJHEJHEJ allz!!!!  a new crahzy hottt dejay beatdoctor haz bun broughtz 2 ze attuntion uv josef und ërik und ve are totally huppy 2 schare zis fab labsterdoodle mit all uv our hanzez und fraulinez zet are ready 2 grab eine brautverst und juz chill mit ze homiez und soak in ze musikal rayz.  Ze name iz ENDIN IN ING und he iz juz eine hanz mit hiz recordz und hiz computerz spreading ze luz all ova like club sauze.  Grrraaaaet!!!! schit bauch und schtrap ourselv in 4 eine chill sesch mit ending in ing. 



 

und zen mach schure 2 check out ze myschpace page uv vun heir ending in ing 2 peep all ze hot tunez:


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Getting super funky mit HIGH SCIENCE!!!! fresh out uv ze oberlichtenaugh!!!!!!!



Graaaaaaeet newwwz urvurybody zer iz a new scherif in ze tomnz!!! High science!!!!!!!!!!! zis iz like ze future uv funky get down rythumz!!! Und apfelturnoverz haz ze exlusive honorz 2 dishout ze bomb bomb tre crahzy beeatz by ze mayor uv danceopoliz!!!! Yah!!!! here iz ze hottttttt new single zat iz making mine feet schtomp und mine fistucufffz pump!! ze eva originalz eva fabulouz eva punctualz HIGH SCIENCE mit DR. ALBERT BRAIN!!!!!!! chugh chugh!!!!! we are like totally upschtein und honored 2 present 2 all ze hanzez und ze fraulinez zet be waxing zer brauwlinez... IMAGINARY DISH!!!!




Let ze schpagetti fly und ze puppiez cry!!!! itsz like time 2 get downzi mitout ze frownzi!!!!!! cuz zer iz a new prez und ze age uv luv und responzibulitiez iz upshtein und ready to schpunk!!!! graaaaaeeeet!!!!! i luv ze USA!!!!

und totally become a fan uv ze high science on ze fazebookz:

very nice!!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

GETTINGz READY TO inAUGURATE und OBAMAerate... PEOW PEOWWW




SO like i have alreadyz been poshtingz this jamspot BUT I vvanted all av mein HANZEez to GET DOWNZeez on zhis hottyHOT vidspot... BOOM!!! PERHAPS you SHOULD just blast zhis on ze repeat TOMORROW ven vatching hottyBOI BARACKattack ring in ze NEWveau ERA!! BOOMzoom to my VROOMvroom!!!



... BIG uppz to DJerik holding down thiz blogspot vvhile i travels mit DJinsem... PEOW PEOWWW!!! 
HEZ such a COUNTRYboi!! I LUV his getting downzy in FARMville!! BOOM BOOM!! A TRUE testament to bringzing ze bootyclappingHEAT anyWAY und anyWHERE!!! ZHATz how VEE DOO!!! 
I just BOUNCy'd fran NYC und PHILLY und I BE BACK to OBERLICHtenau manana to bringz some of mein OWN beatHEAT!! CHYAA CHA CHAAA!!!!
ALSO.. big uppz to sexyTOWN- PITTSBURGH STEELERZz VICTORY YESTERDAY!!! I LUV zem und ME iz ZINKING B. ROETHLISBERGer iz such AMERICAINE hunkyHUNK!!!

Monday, January 19, 2009

JUZ und uther schnowy munday!!! GO COMETz!!!! und look out for dj inseminatorzzzz!!! hez grizzzzzzly!!


HEEEEY zer evury bodiez!!!! graaaaeeeet newz!!!!! as u all may hav already known josef iz totally traveling around ze united schtates right now mit dj inseminator. yeah zat z tre funkiez, i knooowwwwzzz!!! vell i vas totally vundering what ze ver up 2 ven i happened upon actual footage uv zer travelz!!!! wow!!!! graaaaeet!!! josef vas schpotted dancing in ze standz uv un houston cometz game by ze evea candid comet-cam und dj inseminator vas caught on film by un familjen on vacation whilst he vas walking down ze schtreet 2 buy schum slimjimz!!!! how luckiezzzz!!!!! 


WOW! WHAT GRAET DANZE MUVEZ!

OH DJ INSEMINATOR VER ARE U GOINGZ!
Und i almozt 4got. here are schum uber hott beatz 2 cure anyvich case uv ze mundayzzzz!!!! yeeeahhh!!! 
lez all juz get upshtein und partyyyy!!!!!!





GRAAAAEEET!!!!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Nobody living can eva schtop me!!!!!! Zis land vas made 4 you und mineslef!!!


GRAAAAAET OBAMA juz had hiz fab concert mit tunz und tunz uv schtarz but ze dance schene zer vas juzt ordinary iz true zat you can like totallly get down 2 ze classic rockz und r&B mit all your hanzez but i vas like ver iz ze bumb bumb beatz zet i know obama iz like totallly blaring ven he rollz round ze capitul mit Average Joe Biden ze plumber in ze BEASSSSST!!!!! scho i called him und aschked vat he vould hav played at ze party if we lived in a like totallly free- dancelopagus vurld und he vas like "erik, first of all i want to thank you for your question and, thank you for all of your advice and guidence over the course of my entire life" und i vas like no prob barry!!!! scho after ze typical vashington schmoooozing he schoared some uv hiz fav new tunez mit mineself, und now i schoare zem mit all uv ze dance diciplez zat call apfelturnovers.blogspot.com mecca!!!!!   Graaaaaet!!! enjoi!!!!



Saturday, January 17, 2009

Froztbytun und Rodeo ridyyyn!!


Vatz upschtien alll!!!!!  I hav been uberbuzy zis veeek mit all uv zeeez craaahhhhzy achtuvities mit mine hanzez und fraulinez fram ze southcentral pennnzzzzylvania.  Zis veek i schepnt ein beautiful day mit mine faschar on ze schlopes at ze uber fab vinter vunderland uv 7springz!!! graaaaaeeet timez! it vas like scho cold zat at ze end uv un long hard day uv schnowboarding mine face vas az uncomfortable az checkpoint charlie!! achtung! zat schure iz cold!!! i had izycalz on mine eybrowez und mine eylidez!!! yikeeezzzz!!!! Vell avter i had woarmed ein little bitz mit schome hot chocolate und kraut all vas vell und all ze fraulinez can be rest aschurd zat mine face iz totally okayz und haz eschcaped completamente unharmed.  schank god!!!!
Vell onez i vas back mit mine hanzes ve dechided zat ve muzt go 2 ze number van partyuv southcentral PA...ZE FAAAAAARRRRMMM SCHOOOOOWWWW!!!!!! GRAAAAAET! it vas out uv zis wurld!!! all ze best chickenz, cowz, rabbits, horses, sheep und goatz frum all over ze schtate competing for ze top prizes in each species!!!! ze excitment vas unbearable!!!! und zat nach ve got down at ze rodeo mit all ze cowboyz und cowgurlzzzz!!!! que wow!!! 
und in honor uv zis central pa fiesta i hav encluded ze eva popular "TRACTOR SQUARE DANCE"!!!! yeeeahhh!!!!



und alzo hear uz ze graaaaaaaaeeeet american balllad by Lee Greenwood!!! it iz like scho popular zat ze dont even let people embed ze file on other webschitez!!!!! wow
zat iz llike scho populllllar!!!!!
scho juzt follow zis link 2 vatch ze fab music video uv one uv ze graaaaetezt american schongz eva schung!!!!!! GOD BLESS ZE USA!!!!!!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

GOOODBYE SWEDEN!! BACK fran S/HOLMtown!!!


  HEJ HEJ, I BE BACKZ fran STOCKHOLM-TOWN!!!!
   I must be apoloGIZZing because i vvass completely packing und saying farevvellz to mein svensk blondiesz, SO Ive been like embareASSingly late mit mein poshtingz!!  BUT I ALREADY be missingz all av mein hanzeeez back en SVERIGE!! jag saknar ni!!!... SO SAD!!!! 
   ANYhoozy, ze dawningz of NEWveau eras have been taking surious place back en OBERLICHtenau... I already be havingz a WAY CRAY CRAY dj spot vvhich completelyz blew PANTIEZ OFF ze ozha nacht!! WOW WOW WOW!!! FOR REALZ, ZE bodiez vere moving as ze BOOMtunez vere GROOVING!!! JA JA JA!!! 
   ANYWAYzy my BABEZy i feel likez i need to be doing a VVILD return poshtingz BUT I have like been reallzy busy...SO I swearz to makes it upp to youz!!
  RIGHTnow I be travelingz und visitingz loverBOIZ all over zhis wild country.... UND perhapz I be bringzin ze DJ setz zhat are BONErafide BOOTYboomzoomHEATmakerz!!! CHYAA CHYAA!! ME LIKEZY!! SO STAY TUNED for future DJ spotz zhat could be near you!!
   I vill be keepzing youz all informed av mein adventurezz... TILL zhen get downzy to bouncyz. 
  Zhiz bootyBOUNCing GROOVE blew mindz ze ozher nacht so ENJOI!!!! HIJACK NEVER evrrrr disappoints mit his LOVEsauceTOSS!!! TALK 2 youz SOON!!
PUSS PUSS



Lez Gut NAZZZZZTYYYY!!!!!!


Hej der all u partyharty zenophobes lez get down und vury durtty mit ze uber hottt hottt kid sister!!! rawwwr!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

IZ like totally frio outsidez so letz juz chillllzzz!!!1 rightz?! graaaaeet! i luv brazil!!


hej hej djay play zat jammz i luv scho müch!!!! yahh!!! superkül!!!! right? yahhh okayz!!!! so like i totallly hav zis new tunez zat i hav been playing zin ze atrak 4 ze pazt, i dunt no?, 2 DAYZZZZ!!! it iz like so uberhotttsveaty bamboomflugernach zat i can barelylegaly contain minselv!!!!! zez are like ze hottt hottt brazilian beatz zat remund mi uv ze schummer fraulinez en zoz hottt schunny beachez uv schunder schpain!!!! yah!!!


und zis iz like ze schame hottt schummer chilltunez flava mit mas hielo!!!! super bueno!!!


hokay dokayz!!!! graet zat schould be like schufishaint tunez for un pequeño yeti fiesta!!!!!!

alzo here iz a graaet vid uv zander frum zurich showing off sum uv hiz crazy new karaty movez!!!! ahhh zat vas scarrry!!!


Friday, January 2, 2009

BACK in ze BIZNASS!!


TO truly get zhings pumping for 2009, letz do a lil finetuning to an older posht i made vhile i vvas travelingsss. 
   ZHIS adrian lux jamzy STRAWBERRY has been a hottieUND-ALVAYZ-naughtie boomtune for a vhile but more und more tossingz keep cuming upp!! 
   TELL me vhaat you zink aboutz zhese. FIRST off vill be my steady FAV toss by KOCKYundTRASH.. ZHIS bootyclapper bringz ze steady heat of ze original with an added VROOM VROOM to zee BOOMtune!!! PEOWWW PEOWW
get downzy:


NEXT, hott off ze pressingz I BE throwing upp this MARCUS ROMBO lovetoss mit oh so much lovesauze. ITz a completely different feelingz mit ze BUMPoMeter BUT I iz zhinking I iz LUVing it ocksa!!!! 


BOTH tunez are sure to bringz zee CRAY CRAY HEAT to shake ze BOOTYMEAT!!! CHYAAA JA JA JA JA!!! 
puss puss im OUTzeeez

IN mit ze 9 und UT mit ze OLD!!! CHYAAA


HEJ Hej mein babezzz!!
   JOSEF here just vishing vun und all a verry happyz NEW YEARZZ!! IM likez sooo happyz to be bringing en ze NYTT AR mit eine gangBANG!!! PEOWW PEOWWZ!!
   Mein celebrationz vas FANTASTISK und you can def see it mein expression!! I vas so happy to be back en ze nord mit svensk hottyblondieez partying in ze 09 classy style!!! israel vas getting a lil cray cray for me, cuz zhey vvere def celebrating mit early fireworkz!! UND i vas not feeling zit anylonger....pooo pooo
   BUT now zhingz are BONbon in ze SVERIGE und IM def GOING to going out mit eine BANG myself here en mein last week en STOCKHOLMTOWN!! BOOM BOOM!!!
  ZHERE vill be ze dancing av eine lifetime und i zhink zhat zhis vvill be a vveek to remember!!
I want to give a bigg upsheit uppz to ERIK und his bloggenz! GREAT stories und enough justice jamz to last eine lifetimez!!! yikes!! I alzo love his tres flattering photo opz! BOOM ZOOM to ze VROOM VROOM!!!!
  ANYHOO, enough foolingz cuz ze dancefloz iz coolingz!! I figure vee need to start ze 2009 off right by jamming to ze BEST!! LETZ get down to mein fav NORVEGIAN hairyman LINDSTROM und a underbar M.A.N.D.Y. toss av ultimo jam I FEEL SPACE!!!  I LOOOOVE ZHIS SONG!!!! 


NEXT vee kick it into high gear mit eine ILL crookerz tossing av clark able hotspot limonhead!! 


USE zheeese boomtunez to start ze new year right und you vill be sure to be blessed by ze dancing gods all year longz!! ENJOI LOVERZ och GOTT NYTT AR!!! PUSS PUss puss o KRAM KRam kram!!!!! LOVE YOOOZ!!