!!!MON FRANCAIS EST CRAY CRAY!!!!!

SOoz BROSEF's und HOESEF's.. like i undershtand zhat my priority iz to report oon ze ever POPPING und not SHTOPPING SVENSK DANCE scene... BUT like zhere is abzolutely ZERO vvay to ignore zhe synth electro revolution scene zhat has TOTALLY been taking place in FRANCE. Everyvun is like hip to ze ed banger success und all but zhe french synth house/electro CONNEXTION iz doing some really fantastical thingz und thayz are so FREAKING KILLING IT RIGHT NOW!!!

    FROMz such SUPABALLERTICIANs as kavinsky, lifelike, sebastiAn, feadz, etc...to ze valerie connSEXtion of college, maethelvin, anoraak, the outrunners, etc. ALL of zhis madness makez just vun big sweaty synth cess pooool of electro. FROM bangin remixes to champion synth originals,... zhees humdingers are szupa szupa hotty hot hot right now und who knows vvhat zhis scene iz capable of! 

   OH SO FORTUNATELY last nacht, i vvaass able to experience such franska mastery in formz  of VUN ever so popular synth dance und master of disguize stud, DANGER!! It vas freaking INCROYABLE!! ALL night i vaz joining in a 80's-movie/videogame-soundtrack-esque sweaty-fest mit all av my svensk hotties!!! Honestly vun must experience a show like zhis in order to realize just how zhis scene ist totaallzy taking zhis continent by STORM!!! CHYAAA!!!

  WELL anywhoz, I vvill totally drop zhis danger toss on fellow frenchman und bisexual sexpot, sebastian tellier. Mit his grooving hit DIVINE!!! MMM hhmmm!..ALSO get downzy to thiz danger killer, 9H20!...HOPEFULLEez zhis vvill hold you hanzes over for a week or so cause like im headed to LONDONtown ASAP for a weekz worth of absurdly uber-neon electro klubbingz!! BOOM BOOM!!!!  ALL to be topped off by a redunk friday THIS IS NOT LONDON show till 5am, headlined by none ozha zan my brit idols, SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO!!!! CHYAA CHYAA BABeeez!!! sOO PUMPd to shake mah RUMP!!! Ill def try to keep all of yooz updated, und if you guyz like ever iz getting bored, dj eriks dance vid is always a smash HIT!!!! duuuble PEOW !!!!!!! 

PUSS PUSS!!!!

Divine- sebastian tellier(DANGERTOZZ)

9H20-Danger

OMGizzzz!!!! like HOW emBARE-ASSing!!!!! SVVEATY BOOM ZOOM!!!

I TOTALLZee JUST CAME........across zhis super top secret VID of apfelturnovers very own ERIK dancing in his vvhitey-oh-so-tightee JACQUES STRAP mit his FAVOURITE tennis racket!!! ZHIS vvas essentially happeningz like at least everydayz last year vvhen myself und dj erik verr living together!!!! AT ANYpoint of zhe day, vun could find erik shaking his streudel noodle mit eine underhosen jocky! WHAT A TASTEE TREAT!!! ppeeoow!!

.... I GUESSS erik recently performed in a svveaty wetty strip club en espana, judging by zhe funky jamz being pumped!!! SO glad he put zhis up on zhe Utube for everyvun to get down to!!! BIG UPPz to erik!!! mmmm hmmmm......LOVES IT!!! 

KRAM!!

TOSSed LOVE SAUCE all over zhese CLASSIQUES!! BOom boom!!

WHAT what up yallz!! I HAVE TO KEEP zhis short und svveeet cuz IM like szmothering myself mit special klubb sauce OOZING from my comp SPEAKERS!!! 

         Imz totallzy like WILD'ing OUT alla over zheez new tossed jamz! FIRST OFF imma lay downzy zhis too hot to trot mix of ultimo Josef und Erik FAV Le night dominator from swede bangerfactory, the touch!! ZHIS was pumping like i don't know how many times on ze wobc airwaves. VVE Love it und had like mad rainbow parties to it!!....zheres a slightly switched upp intro and ending BUT anywhonow, thiz is a must have for anyvuns dancings archive!!

le night dominator- the touch

   UND for zhis one i vaas like absurdly skeptical for like i'z totallzy tzhinking that zhis song und everyvun of zhe remixez ive hurrrd was like beyond played out. BUT for realz, our loverBOIz, LAZrtag has completely churned anozhar vun outgang und dropped my socks!! This new mia paper planes take iz truly quite good muzik und vvill have even zhee biggest herbtastic skeptix bangzing zheir headz!! BIG upz to lazRtag for getting downzy no matter who now or vahht it iz!! 

mia-paper planes(lazrtagtossage)

MICKAELLLL MINDDDFUUCCKK

Ya, so ive beenz totallly fumpzing to allz zeeez hott hotttttttt veatz dåt joseph haz benz poststing on da blob, but rigghtz noow im juzt zitting unz da beach und znaking un deez supercalientez fizshstickz und i vas juzt sinking boutz ven duringgz ze summaz ven i vas likez totallly cruuzingz da straightz un my superfresca nu fiat zcopingoutz suuu muny uberhotz fraulinez und backseatzbanging 2 dis nazzzty beatzopolis dat iz duh MICHAEL MIND- Ridez liKeZ Da Vind (KlAaS RemIX) but sumntimez i get dis shiverz un myz brautinschpunterz cuz i vuz likez totalllyz listening 2 dis song ven i vas cruzzing at nitetimez vit my ubperawesomez amigoz de Carrrlislez und ve like totally manslaughteerd diz funkie schmelling homezlisz dude und ve sought he vas likez totally dead und ve thruz hum un da rivver, butz he vas like soooooo alivez und he spentz duh whole summma remindingz uz aboutz dat time ve totalllly hithimz.  He vas likez "I knowz vat yoouz guyz didz lazt summmaz!" und i vas likez, ya, butz you stinkz morz dan anotherz Justice D.A.N.C.E. remixz. so ve vur likez totallly evenz.  he vas likez uber industrial grrrrungyz mit diz suuperscratchyz beeard. I totallyz pozted hiz picture uhbuvz. I meannz cumon like, gettz a haircutzz. youz lukz likez an awkwardz midddlez skool sazquach.

Muchos bezos del Palo enz Málaga, Zpain.  

Michael Mind - Ride like the wind (klaas remix)

APOLOGIES und s-holmTEASE!!! boooom boom!!

SO FIRST und FOREMOST I like totally MUST apologize to all av you hanzes out zhere!! I HAVE completelyz been slacking on zhese posts... PART OF it iz dues to my busy busy dance schedule, und i zsink zhe othza vvould have to be my recuperationz from ERIKs ALREADY INFAMOUS POSTINGZ!!! CHYYaaaahh.. im luving it STILL ... und i muzt agree more like I HAVE SOO many problemz vvhen IM completely SCHPRUNKn cause some hotty hot hotty mit eine body iz just looking fresh to death!!! PEOW pEOW!!

SO ANYvvays, zhe sweaty dance spots do just not shtopp here in S-town, und pretty soon I must get starting to get ready for EINE ESS KLUBB cause its TOTALLY WEDNESDAY Nacht dance klubbing time!! UND you know stockholmtown stud, cristian dinamarca vill be holding it down mit special guest ozgur CAN!!!! CHYAAA!!! SOoo like i must totally be getting ready soon, but just szo all of my loverz don't feel left outz, get downzy on this funky Ozgur Can groove!!! PEOOW...PUSS och KRAM!!!

ozgur can- it remains(originaltoss)

I juzt luvvvvvvzz da beeaachzzz!

So i vas like totallly laying out in da sun in vun uv sunder spains bonita suuper xclusive beaches and i vas listening tu the superhot Poet Name Life remix uv Glamorous by my all timez favez clumzy queen frau FERGIE und dirtyboi Ludacris. und i was like totally vatching diz hotz fraulinez play padleballz and vuz like i voud totallllly suport thur shuz fetishz. und after i vuz like daydreamzing fur likez evur i hadz 2 turnz ovaz 2 hidz my brautverst cuz it vas totalllllly schpundunderz.

Glamorous-Fergie feat luda (poetnamelife remix)

WEAZzY but STAYIN BREEZzY!!! CHyaa!!

KVELL... looks like zhe cool nordic chill zhat have like totally taken over zhis city has caught me offz ze guard und given me THA sickkness!!! PERHAPS it was me strutting around in nothing but zhe tiniest cutoffs jortz VVHEN everybody else lookz like zheyre ready for ze gulags!!! FOR REALZ!!! OPPZ'sy......BUTt LITERALLY, nozhing could evah sshhtop JOSEF from jamming it out for to zhe new HOT HOT tunes zhat keepsz my blondie hosts' bodiez shweaty und yearning for MORRE..mmmmm.. DONT evenz get me started!!! WOOT WOOT!!
ANYWHO, big newz on zhe swedish front: sexy sexy SVENSK lover boy trio BOEOES KAELSTIGEN, who i abzolutely love!!, JUST ANNOUNCED theyre gonna drop zheir new vinyl EP SEPT30!! which is sure to GET ZHAT rump of yourz moving to zTHEIR grooving!! CHYAA.... IM LIKE, sooo pumped up for zhis one IF YOU CANT TELL!!...ppppPEEOW!!!
SO IF you like check zheir site soon enough IM sure you can cop it until you CANT SHTOPP IT!! BUT JUST in case you can't wait, ill toss up the BOEoes boiz's take on this printer beat... SO FANTAzzMIC! ....OKAY, ENJOI loverz!!!!
PUSS PUSS!!!!! muah!!

BOEOES KAELSTIGEN TOSS- I SWEAR (printer)

totalzy BANGnewBANGa Tensta VID!!

Hejsan babiez!!! NEW HOT HOT HIP Vid from Stockholm boi toi ADAM TENSTA ft Eboi!!! IM SURE well be hearing these zweatyheady verses on many a remix to come!! TOTAL peow peow!!



I szink i EVEN SAW zander from zurich in some of those hot shots

UK toss on SWEDISH sweetie<3

HEj hej sexies!!! VVHAT UPP? just wanted to drop tzhis new gangbanger for all to lovez und like share!! YUM!... UK 2 hotties mit bodies, PUNKS JUMP UP, tossed up a new take on stockholm dreamboat Lykke Li!!! sounds diirrrty chyah?! 

Lykke Li-breakin it up(PUNKSJUMPUPtoss)

WELL CUZ ITZ TOtALLY IZ!!! GET DOWN to this grapeJAM for to spread all over your long week breakfast kugel! CAUSE chyoo already known thiz has been on constant repeat in JOSEF's vvurst factory!!! MMMMMm mmmm.........

ciao ciao beauties!!!

IMPOSSIBLE to ESCAPE...aka FANTAZTICsickNESS!!!!

OK chics und dics!!!! I totally am like szitting here in my apartment lookin outz over zhe sloppy but comforting grey skys of STOCKHOLMs, attempting to recover MY HEAD from an INsanely SZICK und hot weekend of DANCEing, TWIZTings, und GRRINDing!!! OMFGzzz, LOVE IT....BUT ANYwhoNOW if thereZ one defining artzists OR SONG zhat one can NEeever ever escape while cruizing and bruizing the clubs of stockholm, is F-ing FAMILJEN!!! YAhhh of Zhe VERY same Hassleholm BOIZ duo that have been rockking some serious socks for a few years now! 

ITz literrally impossible to not run into or be surrounded by a groupz of millionz little BLONDE haired BRIGHT blue eyed pre-teens shrieking zhe lyrics... DET SNURRAR I MIN SKALLE!!!!...thiz group also includez my 20yr old roomiE SEANNN!

SO MY POINTZ are like being zhat thiz country is absolutely COO COOs for JOHAN Karlsson's coco meatpiece!! BUT IN NO vvayz am I complaining...BEING in a land Surrounded BY ppl who seem to love zhis electropop powerhuset just az MUCH AS ME, is sziimply FANTASTICal und pretty much HEAVENz. NOT to mentionz that szeeing zees loverBOIZ zhe other day was most likely zee numbver EIN moment I HAVE ever had by myself.!! CHYYAah for serious!! 

HEYnowbruncow!! SO in tribute of hearing a million und one familjen songz thiz weekend and zhe fact zhat its probablyz SO not going to stop anytime sooon!! (THANK GOSH!) I GOtta throw up zhere newest VID of hit Huvudet i Sanden, directed by JOHANsoderberg aka zhe hanze who made tzheir ill det snurrar vid. SO ENjoi my lovERz and never ever get tired of FAMILJEN (imPOSHible!)..cause in sweden it'z actually a law that you can't!! PEOW PEOW!\
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OH and also get downzy on this DET SNURRAR cat burglar remix (my personal fav)

det snurrar i min skalle-familjen(catburglarTOSS)

PUSS! 

LORD und B-boi fo reallllzz ;)...

SO As ive totally been rockin mah socks left und right to ze cool nordic vayz of groove, I COULD not stay resiszting such a banger!! HELLOOOooo.. MOULiNEX is F-ing popping off right now in sooo many dirrrrty vvayz. I TOTALLY love tzem and theyz aboslutely GANgbangIN thiz town!! CHYyyaahh!! SOo i must share thiz tune mit you because thiz munich lovechildren really are tooo good to be 2!! They are also Hitting and Quitting mad EURO spotz, to make for a simply SzICK FALL! Hope all of you HANZEs are killn IT from zha black foresht to BOOM ZOOM town aka SEX!!!...peow!

LOVEs YOU

BEN mono- Jesus was a B-boy (MOULiNEX toss)

just to get THINGZ kickin,

HEJ hej!!
vvell, just to totally gets tzhis booty fest moooving, I HAD to post mah favs classic feat nasty french house bangermachine LIFELIKE and hiz hot hot video of discopolis. THIS track was totally banging out @ stockholms elite club, F12 during its GRANDE szummer FINALE this saturday. ABZOLUTELY killer setz mit killa bABEZ und fellaz of alll perzsuasions shaking EVERYTSING EVERYWHERE!!! i luv it :)!! BIG UPz to F12 for putting on a szimply FANTASTICal show!!


hej dÅ!! und ciao ciao