SOoz BROSEF's und HOESEF's.. like i undershtand zhat my priority iz to report oon ze ever POPPING und not SHTOPPING SVENSK DANCE scene... BUT like zhere is abzolutely ZERO vvay to ignore zhe synth electro revolution scene zhat has TOTALLY been taking place in FRANCE. Everyvun is like hip to ze ed banger success und all but zhe french synth house/electro CONNEXTION iz doing some really fantastical thingz und thayz are so FREAKING KILLING IT RIGHT NOW!!!
Saturday, September 27, 2008
!!!MON FRANCAIS EST CRAY CRAY!!!!!
SOoz BROSEF's und HOESEF's.. like i undershtand zhat my priority iz to report oon ze ever POPPING und not SHTOPPING SVENSK DANCE scene... BUT like zhere is abzolutely ZERO vvay to ignore zhe synth electro revolution scene zhat has TOTALLY been taking place in FRANCE. Everyvun is like hip to ze ed banger success und all but zhe french synth house/electro CONNEXTION iz doing some really fantastical thingz und thayz are so FREAKING KILLING IT RIGHT NOW!!!
Friday, September 26, 2008
OMGizzzz!!!! like HOW emBARE-ASSing!!!!! SVVEATY BOOM ZOOM!!!
I TOTALLZee JUST CAME........across zhis super top secret VID of apfelturnovers very own ERIK dancing in his vvhitey-oh-so-tightee JACQUES STRAP mit his FAVOURITE tennis racket!!! ZHIS vvas essentially happeningz like at least everydayz last year vvhen myself und dj erik verr living together!!!! AT ANYpoint of zhe day, vun could find erik shaking his streudel noodle mit eine underhosen jocky! WHAT A TASTEE TREAT!!! ppeeoow!!
TOSSed LOVE SAUCE all over zhese CLASSIQUES!! BOom boom!!
WHAT what up yallz!! I HAVE TO KEEP zhis short und svveeet cuz IM like szmothering myself mit special klubb sauce OOZING from my comp SPEAKERS!!!
Imz totallzy like WILD'ing OUT alla over zheez new tossed jamz! FIRST OFF imma lay downzy zhis too hot to trot mix of ultimo Josef und Erik FAV Le night dominator from swede bangerfactory, the touch!! ZHIS was pumping like i don't know how many times on ze wobc airwaves. VVE Love it und had like mad rainbow parties to it!!....zheres a slightly switched upp intro and ending BUT anywhonow, thiz is a must have for anyvuns dancings archive!!
UND for zhis one i vaas like absurdly skeptical for like i'z totallzy tzhinking that zhis song und everyvun of zhe remixez ive hurrrd was like beyond played out. BUT for realz, our loverBOIz, LAZrtag has completely churned anozhar vun outgang und dropped my socks!! This new mia paper planes take iz truly quite good muzik und vvill have even zhee biggest herbtastic skeptix bangzing zheir headz!! BIG upz to lazRtag for getting downzy no matter who now or vahht it iz!!
Thursday, September 25, 2008
MICKAELLLL MINDDDFUUCCKK
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
APOLOGIES und s-holmTEASE!!! boooom boom!!
SO FIRST und FOREMOST I like totally MUST apologize to all av you hanzes out zhere!! I HAVE completelyz been slacking on zhese posts... PART OF it iz dues to my busy busy dance schedule, und i zsink zhe othza vvould have to be my recuperationz from ERIKs ALREADY INFAMOUS POSTINGZ!!! CHYYaaaahh.. im luving it STILL ... und i muzt agree more like I HAVE SOO many problemz vvhen IM completely SCHPRUNKn cause some hotty hot hotty mit eine body iz just looking fresh to death!!! PEOW pEOW!!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
I juzt luvvvvvvzz da beeaachzzz!
Friday, September 12, 2008
WEAZzY but STAYIN BREEZzY!!! CHyaa!!
KVELL... looks like zhe cool nordic chill zhat have like totally taken over zhis city has caught me offz ze guard und given me THA sickkness!!! PERHAPS it was me strutting around in nothing but zhe tiniest cutoffs jortz VVHEN everybody else lookz like zheyre ready for ze gulags!!! FOR REALZ!!! OPPZ'sy......BUTt LITERALLY, nozhing could evah sshhtop JOSEF from jamming it out for to zhe new HOT HOT tunes zhat keepsz my blondie hosts' bodiez shweaty und yearning for MORRE..mmmmm.. DONT evenz get me started!!! WOOT WOOT!!
ANYWHO, big newz on zhe swedish front: sexy sexy SVENSK lover boy trio BOEOES KAELSTIGEN, who i abzolutely love!!, JUST ANNOUNCED theyre gonna drop zheir new vinyl EP SEPT30!! which is sure to GET ZHAT rump of yourz moving to zTHEIR grooving!! CHYAA.... IM LIKE, sooo pumped up for zhis one IF YOU CANT TELL!!...ppppPEEOW!!!
SO IF you like check zheir site soon enough IM sure you can cop it until you CANT SHTOPP IT!! BUT JUST in case you can't wait, ill toss up the BOEoes boiz's take on this printer beat... SO FANTAzzMIC! ....OKAY, ENJOI loverz!!!!
PUSS PUSS!!!!! muah!!
BOEOES KAELSTIGEN TOSS- I SWEAR (printer)
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
totalzy BANGnewBANGa Tensta VID!!
Sunday, September 7, 2008
UK toss on SWEDISH sweetie<3
IMPOSSIBLE to ESCAPE...aka FANTAZTICsickNESS!!!!
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Friday, September 5, 2008
LORD und B-boi fo reallllzz ;)...
Monday, September 1, 2008
just to get THINGZ kickin,
HEJ hej!!
vvell, just to totally gets tzhis booty fest moooving, I HAD to post mah favs classic feat nasty french house bangermachine LIFELIKE and hiz hot hot video of discopolis. THIS track was totally banging out @ stockholms elite club, F12 during its GRANDE szummer FINALE this saturday. ABZOLUTELY killer setz mit killa bABEZ und fellaz of alll perzsuasions shaking EVERYTSING EVERYWHERE!!! i luv it :)!! BIG UPz to F12 for putting on a szimply FANTASTICal show!!
hej dÅ!! und ciao ciao