!! BACK to ze GROOVingz!!!

HEJ hej mein beautiezz!!

SOoo as ive been contemplating zese last few days about mein experiences thuz far... Ive been troublingz ZHAT mein poshtingz un ze bloggenz have NOT been BRINGZING ze BOOTY CLAPPing HEAT!!! I MEAN LIKE CHYAA, zese are defunite GANGbangerz of TUNEZ... BUT LIKE i iz allvvayz demanding zee dirttay dirrtay fur all av mein HANZES(you!!) out zhere... 

   ZE ozha nacht I HAD eine SURREALizm av a GIZM av an experiunze... I VAAzz shaking mein HEINEY to ze zick szick jammingz av MRTN fran FREAKING STHLMBEATCONNsexTION fame....!!PEOW PEOWWW!!!! und afta a pantzy sogging set I Vvent ova to hiim and BE like confessing my love for HIM( OmGEEZE!)... und he litrally looked into mein dancingSOUL und vaz like JOSEF, KEEP en TOUCH mit your dance endeavorzz!!!!! WHA WAH wah awh JA! JA!

   Afta zhat, i had a dawning of ze ages!! I vvass like JOSEF, ze playschool iz ovah UND now vee have to think about graduating to zee bigLIGA!! UND immediately afta zhat, i vvass thinkingz about all av mein HANZES out zhere....zhose who I LOVE the mostZHEREfore, I BELIEVE YOU only be deserving ze best!!! und I RIGHT now , will be vowing to bring you only ze hottiest of hotty, ZE naughtiest of eine naughty!!! und ONLY STRAIGHT flameboyant entertainment!!!! DOUBLE PEOWWWWW!!!!

   SO ANYwhoozy, Get down to this sickening DET SET remix av fancypantzy deadelus!! und alzo a sillywilly jammingz to GERMANbased sexingmachine SIRIUSMO!!! so so downzy to ze bouncy!!! NOW i be off to visit ERIK's neck of ze blackforesht en ESPANA!! ILL be back to do some reportingz on mein findingz!! PUSS o KRAM babiez!!!

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ALSO CHECK out ze now inFAMOUS partay zhat mrtn vvass throwing down ze otha nacht at ESS klubb... BIG UPPZ to ze whole crew!!

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GENRETOPPings pt DEUX!!: MINImal und OH SO CRIMINAL!!

SOoo after like being rantingz und RAVEingz bout fidgeting i VVASs like what about ANOZHER genretoppingz zhat keepzy everyvun popping und not schtoppingz?? UND i vas like duh duh JOSEF...YOU MUZTA STAY minimal und OH SO criminal!!

   ABZOLUTELYzz vun of mein all time favz babez of electronix HAS ALVVAYZ been like minimalistic endeavorz und over ze yearrz many many hanzes have been rockingz mein sockz!! JA JA!!

   ANYwhoozy, i felt like postingz uppzeis some OF mein abzolutely fav MINImal acts of PRESENT....WHY NEIN!?! FIRZTY offs, zhis boom boom duo iz like NEEding NO introducshoen here on E.A.T.m.J.u.E .......BOEOES!!! YOU GUEESSED it... zhe sweaty sexy sex minimalKINGz is constantly bringzing ze BOOMtunes to my EARZ from DUSKe till DAWN!! iimma toss up a special secret JOSEF loveSAUZe for you outzhere und like DEMAND zhat you get HIP to mein FAV throwback BOEOESjam!!! plus peep ze hotty hot svenskmama, firefox ak's superslick vid to ze original banger!!!!!

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UND just for kickz LETS get down to a minimal woolfy TOSS on swede vvunderkinds da TOUGH ALLIANCEz NEoVIOLENCE!! WOOOHOO!! 

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HOPE you vvill be havingz A SUPER MANY crazysexycool journeyz mit zhese wonderful minimal jamhauzes!! so kick itz back und RELAX it!! PUSS PUUSS och KRAM!!!

GENRETOPPings!!: FIGDET'n mah BIDGET'ns~!!...aka stylishBULGARIANdude

HEj hej BOOTYtroopAHS!!! 

SOoo ANYWHO zhis whole like neoFIDGEt scene has truly been coming INTO ze supah limelight sceneage since GANGBANGn italia DUO crookers started to totallzee be POPping off!! ZHEY've been garnering mucho mucho ATTENTION and i be like WOW cuz zhey iz like constantly be bringzing the sweti yeti ruckus TO ZE boomboom!! get downzy houndzy to zhis hotty-cant-stoppy neon kings STEEDLORDs' CROOKed TOSSngs!!!

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   I AM constantly like F-ing LOVEing zhis craycray vvildnOUT genre, i perzonally zhink zhat nothing ELSE TRULY BRINGz such HEAT to THA D-floor. BUT one fidget star on ze same label, whoze masteringz haz like be a BIT overshadowedz und should also BE RAVED about iz ze oh-so-sex THE BULGARIAN. Zhis bootyclappahZ truly rockingz und not schtopping to shprunk mit ze whole progressivehousefigdetingz!! TRULY FANTAZMIC!! PEOWW! peepzys zhese jammingz und zhen you know Vvhat totallzee to rock out ven some tooHOTtoTROT hanze zhinks zhey have zhe illest crookers fidget sound!!!! BOOMZOOM TO tha fullesht!! eine uppshteit TOTALE!!!!

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!!?? IZ U REDDY FREDDY pho MoRE fRANKRIKE elecTRONICa??!!!!

REDDY STEDDY und oh so FRANKRIKE!!! IM LIKE UPPschteit!! JAJAJAJA BABY!!

   OK soo like i get it zhat i MUST BEZ on top of ZHESE bloggenz more but I'fE like been soo BUZY BEING on top of OZAh ZHINGS....winky wink!!!...like completelyz lozing mein HEAD DANsing und LIKE HAVING daily dosage of ELECTRO being pumpzed zzsrroo MEIN VEINZ!!!!! Ow oooww!!!!

  Vun could totallzee be saying to someone elze zhat ive been TAKING advantage of zhis svensk danse scene TO za fullesht PEeoow!!! 

   ANYwhoz Im like gonna try to keeping my witz und post zese funky bounce bounce trackzees zhat have been LIKING oozing from mein PLAYLissts!! FIRST OFFS, vee are having ze frankrikey ELECTRONIC KINGz, JUST a BAND, btdubz...zhey iz totallzzee popping off right now!! so GET HIP TO ZEM!!! ZHESE two trackz BE GREAT fur some crunking sweaty yetti power electro sesh's vhere everyvun iz upptzig in zeir pantsy und getting downzy like woah!!! vun a TRES CLASSIQUe toss on ze ever populaire CIcade falling rocket jamz!!! UND anozhah being a hotty boxerbrief dropper from banger EP, WE ARE...!!! also to be complimented by trax from zhere new EP, burn it out FOR a totale CRAYcray set!!

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JUSTaBAND-Aarghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

NOW just cuz i CANT be rezistingz zhis vun........ a funktastique electronic BOomzoom of a BOYsNOIZErec. persuasion.....KAPOW!! zhis vun has been on a CONSTANT repeatingz inze  stockholm manloft KEEPing ME vvarm from ze nordic freezzzze!!.....

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**so i hope zees be makingz upp fur mein ABsensez...ill be back soonz for more sjukening beats und treatz.....AHH also for mein hanzes zhat is kickingz it on thiz side of ze GLOBEunz...ze dansers mecca, ze annual iLOVEtechno festunz i BELGIQUE, is popping off next month und zhere are STILL TIX LEFT!!!

PUSS PUSS! <3 

!! NOT TO REPEAT mineself BUT.......

!!HEJ hej to all of mine boobearz!! CHYAA.... IMz like soo happy to be back und livingz a real life vviffout all ze stress of mine travelingz!! I CAN totallze be dancing und relaxingz to ze smooth dance groovyz en ze pleazures of my MANLOFT i stockholms!!!! FANTASMIC!!!

SO like ive been figuringz zhat like ive already posted a few muziks fran zese sweaty rhythm makerz...BUT like i took a most SACRED und SEXYcool vow to be like givingz all of my hanzes ze hottezt und must-having DANCE boom boomz!! SO ZHAT means like even vven i have to be postingz my favz OVER und OVERZZ!!! PEOWW!! dez freaking sweaty sweaty lovejam!!!!

FIRZT off iz sexboiz franska duo DONOVAN...who completely smash any BANGER toss zey be touching!! FOR real...like infinitee faith to zees babiez! so itz ANOZER SEBASTIAN T tossedjam!!! WHO KNEW??... i demand zhat everyvun iz blowing mindz, rumpz, und bumpz to zhis one!!! VROOoooM PEOW PEOW!!!

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UND zhere vvas no vay i could be sleeping if i didnt bloggenz zhis one.........even if i vvas just done havng like a grande double peow peow dancingsesh zhat took like a whole year or szomething cray like zhat.....YOU SZIMPLY HAVE to start getting downzy to ze knew BOEOES KAELSTIGEN jamz zhat have been dropping fran zere newest EP!! zhese svensk team truly iz knowing how to make mine bootyz go clap!!! BOOMBOOM!! even more hotter zan an erik jockystrap, zanderfran zurich, mit eine djOFACE ice cream tag team szandvvich!! YAH.......zat hotty hot!!!

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!!!from FOGGY townz to SOGGY townz!!!!!

HEJ to all av my beautifuls babez out zhere!!.... so I HAVE like finally returned from mine HUGE hotty hot journeyz zthru ze UK.... FANTASTIC!! POW!!!

!!!LIKE ive boom boomed min vvayz all ze way upp to scotlund und back downzy again to LONDONtown, leaving a sticky icky trail av JOSEF love!!! I HAD a szimply fantastic und crazee timez and had like oh soo many highlights!!!

   CHOO know i had to be taming zhos dancefloz BUT my all timez cray cray moment vvas ven I TOTALLY HAD ein heart to heart mit JAMES FORD from freaking SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO!! KABLOW!!!!!!! CHYAA!!!  HE vvas totally rocking ze sticks at london super klubb, matter, and I vvass like "so JAMEZy like vvatt vvould a little boi fran oberlichtenau hav to DO in order to get you to pump his all time fav, ITz ZE BEAT!!"".... und he vass like..."umm i don't know something totally vvild und cray cray.........SIKE... I VILL totally play it right now!!!.... SO i vass like "great"... und he proceeded to lay down a sickening remix of itz ze beat mit bandmate JAS..... I FRIGGIN got downzy like no ozher, und i vass shticky all over cuz I HAD totally shprunked un min underhosen veen I vvas chatting to JAMEZY!!!! OOPsY!!! BOOM BOOM!!!

    ANYWHOzy.....ze rest of ze night had been spent completely uppshteitz un my pantzy und making lotz of friendz like a crazy ass BRITch named LOU....she talked zhru only half of her mouf and knew my name und loved giving high fives!! SHE vass like "im getting married"... and I vass like..."weird/great."

    ANYVAYZ...don't mean to be bragginz but it vvas vun of ze best moments in my livingz! FOR realzy! UND now im back in stockholmtown und ready to start dropping some zsick jamz that hav been pumping from my flat lately!!! so get downzy my beautiez!!! LOVE YOU und MISSD YOU!!!

oh und if you don't already hav zis....any crookers iz an abzolute must havingz!!! CIAO ciao!

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*BONUS GAME* VVHERE's JOSEF?!?... try to FIND JOSEF hidden amongst ze photos of hotty hot svensk partiers!!! CHYAA!!